Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[djeipa]

I post this just to tell everyone that I will not again post anythjing in a thread that is tOOO long.

 

[Lisa!]

oh, yeah?!

Is that you, yomamma?

 

[JamesU]

Is that you, yomamma?

no, it's jamamma

 

[Moonbear]

and guess what? the largest Nirvana Chocolates store and amusement park is right in the middle!

I think you need to make sure that amusement park is a Disney park.

 

[JamesU]

oh, it is. disneyland Hong Kong is being imported

 

[Lisa!]

I was visiting science forum!

 

[JamesU]

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[Lisa!]

!I saw your chatroom!

 

[JamesU]

oh, that. I haven't been there for a few days. we're not that active and tryingt to make it :|

 

[cronxeh]

Ah the life of a Koala

 

[Mk]

I like your icon much better now cronxeh.

 

[Moonbear]

His new avatar is pretty cool.

 

[Mk]

Oh so sexy.

 

[Moonbear]

Yep, too sexy for this thread; he has to leave now.

 

[loseyourname]

I was looking back through the last few pages of GD, and I've got an awful lot of thread kills. Am I going to start getting some credit for this pretty soon?

 

[cronxeh]

Yep, too sexy for this thread; he has to leave now.

ohh pfft u talking about meh?

i was here last night reading the forums.. and splitting time between reading on salvia divinorum and watching reruns of the simpsons

lets see.. i wonder how the plant synthesises it? so far I don't know any chemist who came up with a complete synthesis of salvinorin A.. but then again considering the plant makes A-G of this stuff it must be based on a common template

 

[cronxeh]

Heh.. Chemists.. silly people

http://www.pervertedlogic.com/lucifer_m/salbfullmar01s.gif

almost $9k for something a plant does for practically pennies. In your face Organic Chemists!

 

[Moonbear]

Cronxeh, you're using a Mac? But, but, but, but...it's still OS 9!

 

[JamesU]

Cronxeh, you're using a Mac? But, but, but, but...it's still OS 9!

believe it or not, that OS is newer than the ones at our school. and I told you there was an application menu

 

[Astronuc]

И адмит ит...И цреатед тхе хуррицанес. И цоулдньт хелп ит. И лоок инто тхе сун анд алл оф а cудден...ah...ah...ahchoooooooooo...

А биг ол снеезе тхат евентуаллы леад то хуррицанес Катрина анд Рита...

Сорры абоут тхат..

I am not sure what are the criteria for preservation of posts in this thread, but this piece from Townsend is priceless.

Gesundheit, Townsend.

 

[Moonbear]

I have no idea what he said, other than all those funny words made him sneeze in the middle.

 

[cronxeh]

He said:
"I admit it. I created the hurricane. I couldn't help it. I look into the sun and all of a sudden.. ah.. ah.. ahchooo"

tard

 

[moose]

He said:
"I admit it. I created the hurricane. I couldn't help it. I look into the sun and all of a sudden.. ah.. ah.. ahchooo"

tard

O.O, your reply was the 8888th reply

EDIT: Did somebody start deleting posts again

 

[JamesU]

N093, h3 57i11 h45 17

 

[Moonbear]

*shakes Franzbear* Are you okay? You look like you're getting bored to death! I know, it's rough when everyone is talking in funny languages around you and you don't understand any of it. Now sit over here in this special, um, translator chair. We'll get you all strapped in and then you'll be able to...um...yeah, understand everyone. We'll just get these electrodes on your legs, and this funny hat on your head. And then we'll just throw this big switch here and that should turn it on...

ZZZZTT ZZZTTT[/size]
*lights dim*
ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPP![/size]

Oops, that wasn't the translator, that was the electric chair.

 

[JamesU]

no, that was the translator:

0M6! 1'm 5934k1n6 1337 5934k!

 

[moose]

*tosses a babelfish into franzbear's ear*

 

[JamesU]

y0u c4n'7 r34D 1337 5934k?

 

[moose]

y0u c4n'7 r34D 1337 5934k?

Of course I can. That's why I was giving the babelfish to Franzbear, who appears to be in a seizure.

EDIT: Yay, I pressed learn in the spellcheck for 'Franzbear'.

 

[JamesU]

y0u u53 59311 ch3ck?!

 

[moose]

y0u u53 59311 ch3ck?!

Not usually.

:zzz:
I'm tired. Gotta study some history, noes. I have another test in history, I had one last Tuesday and I have one this Tuesday.

EDIT(God knows I love edits) I had a test in all of my classes last week, I got an 89% on my AP History exam(represent bish , considering I suck at history and my grade is far above the class average). Tomorow I shall find out my AP Biology, PreCalc, and Physics test grades.

 

[JamesU]

tell your history teacher that they need to do fun things except for grading papers

 

[moose]

tell your history teacher that they need to do fun things except for grading papers

Have I ever told you I love my schedule? My day goes by so fast, it's unbelievable.

 

[JamesU]

:6rum9y:

 

[moose]

wooooo, I just made a flip booklet

 

[Moonbear]

y0u c4n'7 r34D 1337 5934k?

A brand new laptop and you can't even get the letter keys to work?

(Anyone notice the smileys are playing musical chairs again?)

 

[JamesU]

yeah, but I always type the smiley codes in..

 

[Artman]

Have a nice day at school Yomamma. Try and learn how to spell.




And they're predicting rain, so, don't forget your one size fits all rubber rain gear.

Franzbear, get out of that chair you are getting your hair all messed up. Come here. Let's use some water to get your hair to lay down. Stand still now.

<Dumps bucket of water on Franzbear.>

Okay, you can go sit in Moonbear's Translator chair again. Your hair is all laying down again. No don't dry off. Your hair will stand up funny again.

Hit the switch again Moony.

ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiZAPP! Zip Zip Zip ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiZAPP!

Hummm. Now his hair is standing up funny again. It must be the metal translator hat.


What's that Franzbear?

Oh. He says his brain hurts.

 

[Moonbear]

My brain hurts reading this thread some days too.

Don't worry, when it's time to go back out, he can wear his aluminum foil deflector beanie to keep his hair down.

 

[Evo]

(Anyone notice the smileys are playing musical chairs again?)

WHO MOVED THE SMILIES?

 

[Moonbear]

WHO MOVED THE SMILIES?

I think they move themselves. They're mischievous little things. really instigates them, and don't you believe for a moment that is as innocent as he looks!

 

[Huckleberry]

My brain hurts reading this thread some days too.

Don't worry, when it's time to go back out, he can wear his aluminum foil deflector beanie to keep his hair down.

The aluminum foil deflector beanie also serves as protection from Ivan's mind reading alien powers.

 

[JamesU]

try and learn how to spell

hmmm...

 

[Moonbear]

The aluminum foil deflector beanie also serves as protection from Ivan's mind reading alien powers.

But even the AFDB is useless as defense against his jokes.

 

[JamesU]

greg has a program that can tell when you're saying bad stuff about mentors!


oh, greg, I didn't say it, take her!

 

[Moonbear]

*sifts through junk drawer* Where did I put that "get out of banning free" card? I know I must have one around here somewhere.

 

[Huckleberry]

I think you've got all the "get out of ban free" cards. When anyone needs one they steal them from your drawer.

And what's wrong with Ivan's Jokes? *robotic voice* I think they are great!

 

[JamesU]

hehe, I have 4 cards :aaprove:

 

[Moonbear]

I think you've got all the "get out of ban free" cards. When anyone needs one they steal them from your drawer.

Dang it! I knew my supply was getting low!

And what's wrong with Ivan's Jokes? *robotic voice* I think they are great!

Sadly, I always find myself laughing at them.

 

[JamesU]

needs to stop rolling his eyes or else...