Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Artman said:
Now I smell thread burning. :smile: Poor Franzbear. :-p
Yeah, the kid is looking a bit crispy. :devil:
 
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  • #5,072
Finally, back to what we should be doing here, killing little franzbear.

I had a strange dream last night. Artman finally revealed his devious plot to kill franzbear. He was going to make heavy posts and hang them on franzbears shower curtain until it fell off the hangers.

Well, it made much more sense in the dream. I didn't stick around to see how it would end. I saw Artman and a shower curtain and I was out of there!
 
  • #5,073
Huckleberry said:
Finally, back to what we should be doing here, killing little franzbear.
As it should be.

Huckleberry said:
I had a strange dream last night. Artman finally revealed his devious plot to kill franzbear. He was going to make heavy posts and hang them on franzbears shower curtain until it fell off the hangers.

Well, it made much more sense in the dream. I didn't stick around to see how it would end. I saw Artman and a shower curtain and I was out of there!
Ooooh. Gives me shivers just to...Hey, was I naked in your dream? Again.
 
  • #5,074
Still working out the sinister details of my devious plot.


Muuuuhhhhaaaa! and all like that there.
 
  • #5,075
Without revealing too much (...as in Huckleberry's shower dreams about me... ) my plot does involve, 250 electric eels, 1000 gallons of used motor oil, 37 quarts of whipped cream, and a pair of Danger's dirty socks.

Of course, that's all I can tell you for now. :devil:
 
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  • #5,076
I am so lost right now...I don't get this at all
 
  • #5,077
You feel lost in the thread-killer-champions-thread?
Don't worry; that just means your brain has not been made into a complete mush yet..
 
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arildno said:
You feel lost in the thread-killer-champions-thread?
Don't worry; that just means your brain has not been made into a complete mush yet..
I've got a hemispere of solid left.
 
  • #5,080
The left half is the best one, you know. You've only lost your artistic and social skills, that's all!
 
  • #5,081
After reading that I went into a state of brain loss. I'm at 40%
 
  • #5,082
I'm sorry; you won't be able to learn about cohomologies and Clifford algebras now.
 
  • #5,083
My brain's still there. It's just not solid... :rolleyes:
 
  • #5,084
You can still have a distinguished career in fluid mechanics, though..
 
  • #5,085
I'll freeze my head!
 
  • #5,086
I think that's a great idea Ted.
Drink a dozen 7/11 slushies while standing on your head and spinning counterclockwise and singing the national anthem. Your head will freeze solid.
 
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yomamma said:
My brain's still there. It's just not solid... :rolleyes:

All the better for the slurping spiders to drink it. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,088
Arghhhh! Oh No! I've lost the instruction booklet to my new digital camera. Now I won't know how to use all of it's special functions. I feel just like The Greatest American Hero.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free E E
Flying away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be.
Believe it or not,
It's just me. :blushing:
 
  • #5,089
Huckleberry said:
Arghhhh! Oh No! I've lost the instruction booklet to my new digital camera. Now I won't know how to use all of it's special functions. I feel just like The Greatest American Hero.

Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free E E
Flying away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be.
Believe it or not,
It's just me. :blushing:

:smile: Hopefully it won't be quite as disastrous for you as it was for the Greatest American Hero at times!
 
  • #5,090
Huckleberry said:
Arghhhh! Oh No! I've lost the instruction booklet to my new digital camera.

C'mon franzbear, I've got a job for you. It seems that Uncle Huck has lost his digital camera instruction book, he probably threw it away in the garbage. Let's go check. Ohh noo, that raccoon beat us to the trash! franzbear, get in that dumpster and wrestle him outta' there. It's OK, he looks kinda weak and scrawny. What?...oh that foam in his mouth...he must have gotten into some Alkaseltzer, go on get him in a head lock, buddy! Hey franzbear, here comes the trash collector, duck down so he doesn't see you, you'll like this ride! Weeee, that was fun, I'll just jump on back here to keep you company. Now back to the book search. franzie, why don't you rip open that red bag, yeah, the one labeled medical waste. I know it's pointy, but Huck really likes this camera and he just can't make it work, now dive in there. *Clank...HHHHHmmmmmmmm...crunch-crunch* Ooops, I guess I slipped and pulled this lever, I wonder what it does...franzbear... FRANZBEAR! Oooh, hey a reptile store. *Uncle Toxyn jumps from truck for a little window shopping*
 
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DocToxyn said:
*Clank...HHHHHmmmmmmmm...crunch-crunch* Ooops, I guess I slipped and pulled this lever, I wonder what it does...franzbear... FRANZBEAR!

Hey, pretty cool how franzbear just blows on this thumb and reinflates! :-p
 
  • #5,092
Moonbear said:
Hey, pretty cool how franzbear just blows on this thumb and reinflates! :-p

Yeah, he must have recycled some of those used bandaids to patch all the needle holes. :eek: :smile: What a smart kid...
 
  • #5,093
I am still very confused.
 
  • #5,094
Vroomvroomvroom
Screeeech! Thunk!
Vrrrrrrooom nneeeeoooow...

Oh No! A hit and run poster just knocked down Franzbear while he was reinflating in the middle of the road!
 
  • #5,095
yomamma:
Have you tried a bucket with ice cubes?
 
  • #5,096
I do not know what everyone's talking about! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #5,097
The usual killing franzbear stuff
A reference to an old tv show, The Greatest American Hero
slurping spiders are search program thingies. okay, I don't know exactly what they are, but I think they have something to do with search engines.

What aren't you sure about?
 
  • #5,098
What aren't you sure about?

I'm confused about this!

Huckleberry said:
The usual killing franzbear stuff
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  • #5,099
DocToxyn said:
C'mon franzbear, I've got a job for you. It seems that Uncle Huck has lost his digital camera instruction book, he probably threw it away in the garbage. Let's go check. Ohh noo, that raccoon beat us to the trash! franzbear, get in that dumpster and wrestle him outta' there. It's OK, he looks kinda weak and scrawny. What?...oh that foam in his mouth...he must have gotten into some Alkaseltzer, go on get him in a head lock, buddy! Hey franzbear, here comes the trash collector, duck down so he doesn't see you, you'll like this ride! Weeee, that was fun, I'll just jump on back here to keep you company. Now back to the book search. franzie, why don't you rip open that red bag, yeah, the one labeled medical waste. I know it's pointy, but Huck really likes this camera and he just can't make it work, now dive in there. *Clank...HHHHHmmmmmmmm...crunch-crunch* Ooops, I guess I slipped and pulled this lever, I wonder what it does...franzbear... FRANZBEAR! Oooh, hey a reptile store. *Uncle Toxyn jumps from truck for a little window shopping*
Hmmm, you and Moonbear may be competing for a couple of guru titles. :biggrin:

icvotria is starting to show some promise... :-p
 
  • #5,100
SOS2008 said:
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The guy in the middle is franzbear. See how happy he is! We make sure to take good care of franzbear. Hmm, we should make a nice little lymerick describing exactly what franzbear is.