To measure nature with absolute certainty -

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The discussion centers around the concept of measuring nature and the inherent limitations of scientific measurement. It highlights the impossibility of achieving absolute certainty in measurement, emphasizing that no tool can provide such precision. Humor is prevalent in the conversation, with participants joking about the absurdity of trying to measure abstract ideas and referencing poetry. The light-hearted tone includes playful banter and appreciation for humor, with specific mentions of comedic works that resonate with the participants. Overall, the thread combines philosophical musings on measurement with a comedic exchange, reflecting a blend of serious inquiry and light-hearted interaction.
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MEASURE

To measure nature with absolute certainty,
one would need a tool of absolute certainty.
Unfortunately for science,
there is no such thing!
Measure?

MJA​
 
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I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...
 
I don't think you can rhyme certainty with itself, or is this one of those kind of poems that don't rhyme?:confused:
 
russ_watters said:
I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

and a true point it is: no dimension; no depth. (punch-line drums please):biggrin:
 
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russ_watters said:
I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...

Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh! Too funny :smile:
 
What's with today and humor on this board? I like it :approve:

EDIT: My "I like it" remark was to russ_watters
 
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Ok... this is stupid in so many different ways.
 
russ_watters said:
I'll be right back - I'm going to see if I can find a ruler with sufficient precision to measure your point...
OK. That was funny.

You obviously just can not appreciate art. The only poems I like are the ones Mike Meyers did in So I married an Axe Murderer.
 

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