Hmmmmm...

Astro, that beard just becomes more regal every day. Do you have any owls living in it yet?
As most of you know, we militant Atheists don't celebrate. This year is the most successful one as regards ignoring the holiday. Even so, my cousin (who is also a member of PF) gave me new pants, T-shirts, a great zippered turtleneck sweater, and several pairs of Happy Foot socks. That has always been my favourite brand of socks, and I didn't even know that they were still on the market. I haven't seen any in over 25 years.
She also took me to lunch. We lunch together semi-regularly (she lives in a different city), but the deal is supposed to be that I pay since she does all of the driving and takes care of my business dealings. This time, she insisted upon footing the bill.
Also, a couple of weeks ago the mother of a good friend invited me to dine with them. I had to decline because I can't eat in an uncontrolled environment. It was okay with my cousin because she knows what happens. Luckily, the mother in question, who is much younger than me, by the bye, is a nurse who understood my problem. Go figure this one out: I adore this lad and his family, but they're dyed-in-the-wool Mormons and he's only 16. Anyhow, she knew why I couldn't go to their place, and then brought 3 days' worth of food to my door for me to eat at home. (I never realized before that red grapes are the 3rd best thing in life after sex and chocolate. Hmmmm... come to think of it, I'd eat them between the sex and the chocolate... hmmmm...)