What do 'nerdy' guys like in girls?

[Cyrus]

Did I mention big jugs?

 

[mcknia07]

Is that like number one on your list Cy?

 

[Cyrus]

Is that like number one on your list Cy?

It's right below knockers, but right above fun bags.

 

[mcknia07]

Do you show girls your list right on the first date, or do they have to qualify to go on the first date...

 

[Cyrus]

Do you show girls your list right on the first date, or do they have to qualify to go on the first date...

Oh, I show them something that's not on the list. Wink wink, nod nod...hey why are you handcuffing me officer?

 

[mcknia07]

Oh ok..and I bet they all run away right after that one...

Every girl, love a naughty man...

 

[Cyrus]

How you doin? (head bob)

 

[mcknia07]

Greatest pick-up line ever...works wonders everytime

 

[Crazy Tosser]

Disregarding the "nerdy" part I like the following things:

Smile and pretty face
Sweet nice, caring personality
Self confidence, but not too much, just the right amount, lol
Attractive body, but this ties into the self confidence part strongly
Common interests, likes/dislikes, etc
Thats it in a very quickly hacked out summary.

Go away, non-nerd. You are not welcome in this thread.
mcknia07, ignore this advice. An ever-lasting smile and a "sweet" (eww) nice and "caring" (nobody cares, that's right) personality won't get you very far in nerd world.

 

[mcknia07]

Why am I ignoring that advise? I don't get it.

 

[Crazy Tosser]

Why am I ignoring that advise? I don't get it.

I meant the advice in the quote. >.<

 

[mcknia07]

Ahh, gotcha...blonde moment, sorry But still, why only me? lol

 

[binzing]

Lol, fine!

 

[Newspeak]

I like someone who:

Is passionate about their study
Goal Oriented
Nice but not too nice(really nice people get on my nerves)
Cares about health and works out(nice body)
Has common interests, but differences can make a relationship interesting
Likes the outdoors
NOT CLINGY!

Bonus:
Does not mind an open relationship
Gets aroused by physics and maths?

 

[Crazy Tosser]

I like someone who:

Is passionate about their study
Goal Oriented
Nice but not too nice(really nice people get on my nerves)
Cares about health and works out(nice body)
Has common interests, but differences can make a relationship interesting
Likes the outdoors
NOT CLINGY!

Bonus:
Does not mind an open relationship
Gets aroused by physics and maths?

I totally go with that, especially the "sexually aroused by physics" part

 

[mcknia07]

Oh men... can't live with 'em...and sure as heck can't live without them

 

[Newspeak]

Oh men... can't live with 'em...and sure as heck can't live without them

Oh common, my list isn't that unreasonable...except the last two

 

[mcknia07]

Well...ok, I'll give you that little bit.

 

[Cyrus]

I like a woman that cooks and cleans and knows her place.

 

[mcknia07]

And let me guess, you want her to wear a pretty little dress and heels to do those things too

 

[Newspeak]

I like a woman that cooks and cleans and knows her place.

Cyrus, that is funny in a terrible way.

 

[Newspeak]

I like a woman that cooks and cleans and knows her place.

So you would envision something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8injvP1lJ8I"
Warning: this is a pretty sexist video

 

[binzing]

You don't know him yet Newspeak, lol.

 

[mcknia07]

Oh my goodness, and yet being a woman, I think it's hilarious!

 

[Newspeak]

Oh my goodness, and yet being a woman, I think it's hilarious!

Thank God, I thought I was going to get banned there for a second.
Forgive me mcknia07

 

[Cyrus]

And let me guess, you want her to wear a pretty little dress and heels to do those things too

Just heels. Nothing else but heels.

 

[mcknia07]

Ah, I have no banning powers here, well not YET anyways

 

[mcknia07]

Just heels. Nothing else but heels.

Oh ok, that's not so bad, you aren't asking for too much...

 

[Cyrus]

Oh ok, that's not so bad, you aren't asking for too much...

Exactly, give a woman an inch and then they want a mile...

 

[mcknia07]

Geshh, what more could they want...

 

[Cyrus]

Geshh, what more could they want...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQaSpaKGY2I&feature=related

 

[Cyrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avsp_UJ3mrY

now THAT's A WIFE!

Whats great, I was having dinner with some friends when some old people were at the table next to us. The lady (In her 70s) was saying "back in my dayyy, they didnt let us girls wear pants. We had to wear dresses or skirts".

HAHAAHH, I wanted to hug her and say ahhhhhhh the good ole days.

 

[mcknia07]

Well, I guess that would come in hand, instead of the 'ol washboard you have lying around.

 

[mcknia07]

Ahh, the life it would have been to live back in the old days. I wouldn't mind, actually, wearing dresses and skirts all the time. But that's about the only good part...

I can see the wheels turning and an alliance starting to form...

 

[Newspeak]

Good stuff Cyrus.

 

[Proton Soup]

don't forget this classic. and cyrus makes a good point. i could care less if a woman is a science nerd. in fact, it might be better if she were an art nerd. intelligence is important, but not nearly as important as women might wish. in fact, they've got a lot less variability in IQ than males. warmth and affection are more important. looks are important. outward signs of fertility are important, like waist to hips ratio (don't be a fatty) and youth.

http://www.insureitrite.com/Good%20WIfe%20Housekeeping%201955.gif

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

 

[Newspeak]

Oh my god, you guys are killing me!
I can see why women dislike us.
I think we have strayed off topic too far.

 

[mcknia07]

Nope, still pretty much on topic from what I can tell. Since us girls do want to know what you fellows want...

 

[Kurdt]

Poor MissSilvy. Her lovely thread innocently asking what a nerd wants has been turned into a torrent of chauvinism.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

http://www.insureitrite.com/Good%20WIfe%20Housekeeping%201955.gif

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This is great. I'm going to show it to my wife right now.

Edit: Guys, under no circumstances should you show this to your wives.

 

[cristo]

Let's turn the tables for a second: what qualities do 'nerdy' boys like in girls?

How are you defining 'nerdy'? Some people here appear to be using 'intelligent' and 'nerdy' interchangeably, whereas I would say the latter is a subset of the former, but not vice versa.

 

[DaveC426913]

How are you defining 'nerdy'? Some people here appear to be using 'intelligent' and 'nerdy' interchangeably, whereas I would say the latter is a subset of the former, but not vice versa.

Within the context of the words used, 'nerdy' is equivalent to 'intelligent but deficient in social skills'.



BTW, is it too late to answer the OP's original question with: "A pulse"?

 

[montoyas7940]

This is great. I'm going to show it to my wife right now.

Edit: Guys, under no circumstances should you show this to your wives.

I learned this the hard way too!

 

[FrancisZ]

I learned this the hard way too!

Seriously, I wouldn't want to get beaten to death of this.


And honestly, I would never want my wife to be my servant either. I wouldn't want anybody to be my servant.

 

[snits]

Within the context of the words used, 'nerdy' is equivalent to 'intelligent but deficient in social skills'.



BTW, is it too late to answer the OP's original question with: "A pulse"?

I figured that was going to be the answer to the following exchange. ;)

HUUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE cans.

What a tupical guy answer, but there has to be more...

 

[FrancisZ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avsp_UJ3mrY

now THAT's A WIFE!

Whats great, I was having dinner with some friends when some old people were at the table next to us. The lady (In her 70s) was saying "back in my dayyy, they didnt let us girls wear pants. We had to wear dresses or skirts".

HAHAAHH, I wanted to hug her and say ahhhhhhh the good ole days.

Well...a skirt would be nice once in a while. Personally, I don't find pants--and especially NOT the dreaded pants suit (I'm looking at you and then looking away Hillary Clinton for what you've done to women's fashion!)--at all feminine, or "powerful" for that matter. Looks like a tent.

Strong, powerful women (in my humble opinion) could pull off long dresses even...

It is all in the eyes...

 

[hypatia]

I didn't know I was so much like that Good Wifes ad. In these cooler months I also light a fire, of course its under Hubbys A$$. And they are right, it gives me quite a lift too.

 

[FrancisZ]

I think nerdy guys like pretty girls who are somewhat intelligent (at the very least) and quirky.

Actually, I prefer women that are very cerebral, and humanitarian. I like one smarter than myself even (although I would never say that I am at all that smart to begin with). I like someone I can admire and learn from, and that I can give my own talents too.

The problem with the one I love though, is that SHE isn't actually very good at expressing her feelings. I've been writing to her faithfully for 11 (that's right ELEVEN) years; but the most I have in return is 2 or 3 cards (which I hold dear to my heart of course, though I can tell she struggled in getting them out).

 

[FrancisZ]

I didn't know I was so much like that Good Wifes ad. In these cooler months I also light a fire, of course its under Hubbys A$$. And they are right, it gives me quite a lift too.

Personally, the only thing I like about that commercial is the accent of the older lady.