Why not. For a lame joke it is too long, and as
@WWGD and me are regular participants here, it somehow fits. Could well play in NYC

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But if you think it's not appropriate I don't have to. It was just a random thought I had. From time to time it pops up in my mind.
I'll start with the first entry, so you can get an idea whether it's worth typing.
The Wallmart Conspiracy.
3/26. Wallmart is getting weird. As I was shopping this morning, I heard this message for the first time: "42, please 7". What does that mean? I quickly put down the dog brush, which I intended to buy for my retriever and left the store. Cameras everywhere.
3/27. Same thing in the food department: "20, please 20!". Strange: Immediately after the message, the woman at the butcher's counter accepted the customer complaint about the sausage without any objection. A coincidence?
<to be continued? (a dozen days)>