What kind of relationship man\woman are you?

[fargoth]

take the quiz.. it actually creates an account in the process for that dating site (just before it give the answer), but you can always give them false e-mail

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

anyway, I got too much spare time... (i SHOULD be learning for the exams...)

i got this one:

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

im all fluffy

 

[Gale]

hmm, interesting.

The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDf)


Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.


Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.


"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.

i think the "random, brutal, love, dreamer" thing was most accurate. and now apparently I'm on OKcupid if anyone wants to hook up, woowoo...

 

[dduardo]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

 

[uranium138]

lol

The Billy Goat

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy

Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Playstation

 

[Gale]

aww, looks like uranium and i aren't hooking up eh?

 

[Cyrus]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

I got that one too.

 

[Moonbear]

The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

Oh, great, that description is going to get me a lot of dates. I'm pretty sure I've never pretended to be pregnant nor used sex as a weapon, but, well, I don't think much of the rest is too surprising after all the other threads we've had recently where I've shared my likes and dislikes. Hey, they left out that I have a good enough sense of humor to still post it here.

 

[Gale]

the last paragraph is your opposite... but i actually think this test isn't so horribly inaccurate. unfortunately, since i took it, I've been on that dumb site taking more tests and answering more questions... I'm such a geek.

 

[Moo Of Doom]

I'm yet another Slow Dancer... :zzz:

 

[Moonbear]

the last paragraph is your opposite... but i actually think this test isn't so horribly inaccurate. unfortunately, since i took it, I've been on that dumb site taking more tests and answering more questions... I'm such a geek.

Oh, that makes a tad more sense. Hee hee. Though, I looked up the description for The Manchild. I think it's pretty far off base on that one! I think all the Slow Dancer's around here are in luck, because that sounded the most appealing to me of all the descriptions of guys.

 

[JasonRox]

take the quiz.. it actually creates an account in the process for that dating site (just before it give the answer), but you can always give them false e-mail

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3

anyway, I got too much spare time... (i SHOULD be learning for the exams...)

i got this one:



im all fluffy

I'm the same way, and I got the Slow Dancer too.

I think I'm fluffier than my girlfriend though.

 

[Gale]

yeah, the slow dancers seem real nice. that's the sort of guy i'd like to go out with. but maybe they aren't really assertive enough for me, hmm...

but its ok moonbear, when i read mine and it said "its not you, its them" i was like.. uh.. I'm not that conceited... and then i realized it wasn't me! i haven't looked up a vapor trail though... i wonder what that is...

 

[Cyrus]

The survey called me gay.....wth?

 

[Moonbear]

yeah, the slow dancers seem real nice. that's the sort of guy i'd like to go out with. but maybe they aren't really assertive enough for me, hmm...

but its ok moonbear, when i read mine and it said "its not you, its them" i was like.. uh.. I'm not that conceited... and then i realized it wasn't me! i haven't looked up a vapor trail though... i wonder what that is...

Vapor trail sounded like the "love 'em and leave 'em" type.

 

[JasonRox]

The survey called me gay.....wth?

So, you should consider the Black Knight.

 

[fargoth]

yeah, the slow dancers seem real nice. that's the sort of guy i'd like to go out with. but maybe they aren't really assertive enough for me, hmm...

i don't know about the other slow dancers,
but the wild rose type sounds to me like the type that would just break my heart, id describe myself as a weakling

 

[Gale]

i don't know about the other slow dancers,
but the wild rose type sounds to me like the type that would just break my heart, id describe myself as a weakling

hahaha, awww! I'm not so bad. all that talk about thorns makes me seem scary! i guess i can be rough around the edges, but i think that makes me seem a lot worse than i am! I'm really a sweet girl (didn't you see the loving part!) i don't want any "love 'em and leave 'em" typed either! yeck! i just want a real sweet guy, who isn't a pushover. at any rate, i don't delibrately make anyone bleed!

the back rubber and the gentleman sound nice... that's a long list though and i have a short attention span... oh perfect man, where art thou?

 

[fargoth]

...unfortunately, since i took it, I've been on that dumb site taking more tests and answering more questions... I'm such a geek.

heh, i took some more too, did you know that 66% hold in farts?

(got it from the death quiz , oh and there's 56% i'll die out of cancer at the age of 80...)

 

[Gale]

i went through all those guys and not one of them is recomended for the wild rose... hmmph! i don't think this is very accurate at all!

 

[Gale]

heh, i took some more too, did you know that 66% hold in farts?

(got it from the death quiz , oh and there's 56% i'll die out of cancer at the age of 80...)

yeah i did all those... interesting stuff. and now i have some big profile, and i keep trying to find matches but they all suck!

oh, and turns out i have EXCELLENT gaydar, but I'm horrible at telling who's sexually experienced.

 

[fargoth]

...(didn't you see the loving part!) i don't want any "love 'em and leave 'em" typed either! yeck! i just want a real sweet guy, who isn't a pushover. at any rate, i don't delibrately make anyone bleed!

well, i got hurt only by those who wanted a long term relationship and valued love over sex, the only one i went out with who valued sex more then love lasted for about a week, on our last date she wanted to watch porn with me... (after a week!), but i loved the way she hit on me - she asked if i were seeing someone, and when i said no she just grabbed me and kissed me...

anyway, i got carried away, what i wanted to say is that love 'em and leave 'em won't hurt me, but making me take things seriousely will.

 

[iansmith]

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Look like I will have to avoid Moonbear.

 

[Evo]

I took the whole quiz, then it wanted me to sign up and furnish an e-mail address.

 

[dduardo]

Evo, give them a fake email.

 

[Moonbear]

Evo, give them a fake email.

I have a hotmail account just for such purposes...in case sites actually check whether it's valid. Everything goes directly to the junk mail folder for automatic deletion. I check it maybe once a month or so, just to keep the account active.

 

[Moonbear]

Look like I will have to avoid Moonbear.

And to think of how many times I've joked that all I really need in life is a good pool boy. But these internet quiz things are always right, right?

 

[dduardo]

They don't even check. I just put something like: asdfasdfo@asdofijr.com and it went through.

 

[hypnagogue]

What I want to know is, what type of person gets encouraged to consider "the Battleaxe"?

 

[bomba923]

Just took the test and I am a "Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer"
hmm...

 

[Moonbear]

What I want to know is, what type of person gets encouraged to consider "the Battleaxe"?

I don't know, but they recommended the "Manchild" to me, and when you read the description for that, they're telling them they'd really prefer they didn't use their service!

 

[Chronos]

Too complicated. I'm the back scratcher, chef, housekeeper, confidant and best friend type.

 

[Evo]

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)


Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.


Your exact opposite:
Half-cocked

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

 

[zoobyshoe]

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)


Just...take...the...****ing...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious ****.

Your exact opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master
In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach

CONSIDER: The Priss

 

[Moonbear]

Oh my! I never expected a Zooby to be my type! :!)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Oh my! I never expected a Zooby to be my type! :!)

Actually, I'm not. You're supposed to consider the Manchild. Apparently these categorizations don't reciprocate.
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Reading it over a few times, I don't like the sound of me.

 

[hypnagogue]

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

 

[fargoth]

the boy next door was the funniest so far
if you don't find true love 'till youre 40, id have you arrested
offering backrubs to kids...

 

[hypnagogue]

Yeah, so I'm not manly, girls pass me over, and if I don't find someone I'll grow up to be a creepy old man. How flattering!

Luckily, I found true love about 4 years ago. (wow, 4 years already?)

 

[honestrosewater]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? []

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Yeah, maybe. But I'm not that silly -- if I refused to date someone dumber than me, I'd never get any action.
Guess I have some reading to do. Any Loverboys here?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

if I refused to date someone dumber than me, I'd never get any action.

Silly me, I thought I wouldn't have a chance.

 

[iansmith]

But these internet quiz things are always right, right?

Why wouldn't you trust a an internet? I dictated my life according to these quizzes. If one ask me to jump of a bridge, I would.

Next on my do to list is to find that restriction order against Moonbear

 

[fuzzyfelt]

The survey called me gay.....wth?

me to! I had better break it to my husband gently! I'm a peach and Maids of Honour suit me, but I should steer clear of Battelaxes.

 

[honestrosewater]

Silly me, I thought I wouldn't have a chance.

Well, you know what they say: Blow in my ear and I'll um, how does that go again?

 

[Moonbear]

Actually, I'm not. You're supposed to consider the Manchild. Apparently these categorizations don't reciprocate.
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Reading it over a few times, I don't like the sound of me.

Well, that's not very helpful when they don't reciprocate. How am I supposed to find my match if my match is off finding someone else?

 

[loseyourname]

The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMm)

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Manchild

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have lots of kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Intern

Sounds good to me. I'll have a hot wife and make a great husband.

 

[Monique]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Yes, that's me.
http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLDf.gif

 

[Gale]

yeah, i just wanted to say that I'm now horribly, horribly addicted to that site... thanks a lot

 

[loseyourname]

yeah, i just wanted to say that I'm now horribly, horribly addicted to that site... thanks a lot

What's your username?

 

[Moonbear]

I know what her username is, because she was still a "new" person on there when was on and I recognized some of the photos she posted of herself (yeah, darn, those quizzes are addictive, aren't they? ). But I'll never tell...she'll have to tell you herself if she wants you to know.

 

[Astronuc]

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

I don't like the rest of the description.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.