Who is Evo's Dream Man? A funny story of love and lemon IQ

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Evo expresses excitement about finding a new love, humorously describing him as someone with limited intelligence but attractive looks. The conversation quickly shifts to playful banter about the qualities that attract Evo, with a focus on fashion sense over intelligence. Participants joke about the nature of relationships and the competition for Evo's affections, sharing humorous images and comments about various "dream men." The discussion includes light-hearted teasing about preferences, with some participants suggesting that Evo might enjoy a more flamboyant partner. The thread maintains a playful tone, with references to past discussions and humorous asides about the absurdity of certain images shared. Overall, the conversation revolves around attraction, humor, and the dynamics of relationships in a lighthearted manner.
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Well, it's been a long time since Evo's been in love. But I finally met my dream man. :!)

Sure, he never passed the 8th grade and has the IQ of a lemon, but just look at him. :!)

Back off ladies, he's mine!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4649/stud2ph.jpg
 
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and you criticize me for pointlessly annoying threads...
 
yomamma said:
and you criticize me for pointlessly annoying threads...
I've "never" criticized you for that, everyone else does. :wink:
 
I don't think it's a good idea to develop a relationship with your boss.
 
well, this thread is about as lame as dav2008's reply to it
 
At least I set the bar.
 
be quiet...
 
Evo said:
Well, it's been a long time since Evo's been in love. But I finally met my dream man. :!)

Sure, he never passed the 8th grade and has the IQ of a lemon, but just look at him. :!)

Back off ladies, he's mine!

What exactly makes you "love" him?
 
needs more bling-bling.
 
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heartless said:
What exactly makes you "love" him?
His fashion sense.
 
  • #11
Evo said:
His fashion sense.

I thought you rather prefer 'intelligent' men?
 
  • #12
heartless said:
I thought you rather prefer 'intelligent' men?
Changed my mind, decided to go for looks.
 
  • #13
Evo said:
His fashion sense.
HAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAHahA:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:


sorry but...Ha...
 
  • #14
I thought you were heterosexual
 
  • #15
Pengwuino said:
I thought you were heterosexual
He's male...
 
  • #16
Evo said:
He's male...

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: oh now you're just being silly
 
  • #17
Evo said:
Back off ladies, he's mine!
:rolleyes: Oooookaaaaayyyy, he's all yours! :biggrin:
 
  • #18
Is that Cat?
 
  • #19
Im sure you will be the center of attraction when you go out together.
 
  • #20
Is that a cat?
 
  • #21
Evo said:
Back off ladies, he's mine!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4649/stud2ph.jpg
You[/URL] used to be more genorous at least in mountain lion case!:devil:
 
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Evo said:
Well, it's been a long time since Evo's been in love. But I finally met my dream man. :!)

Sure, he never passed the 8th grade and has the IQ of a lemon, but just look at him. :!)

Back off ladies, he's mine!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4649/stud2ph.jpg
[/URL]
You're welcome! :smile:
 
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  • #23
Evo said:
He's male...

But what does his boyfriend think of the competition?
 
  • #24
Truth be told, I was much younger when that picture was taken. :cool:
 
  • #25
Spoiler alert!






Doc Al never said the picture is of himself
 
  • #26
arildno, you are way too smart for this forum. :wink:
 
  • #27
Here's another one for you, Evo! :smile:
http://users.accesscomm.ca/ccowan/liberace%20-%20will%20collins.jpg
 
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arildno said:
Here's another one for you, Evo! :smile:
http://users.accesscomm.ca/ccowan/liberace%20-%20will%20collins.jpg
:!)[/URL] Wow, now I can't decide. :frown:
 
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  • #29
You'll have to make a choice very soon.
Otherwise, they'll leave. Together.
 
  • #30
arildno said:
You'll have to make a choice very soon.
Otherwise, they'll leave. Together.
:smile:

The second one does have more "bling." Maybe he's better suited for MIH. :smile: :biggrin:
 
  • #31
see, this is what happens without a TKC thread...
 
  • #32
Moonbear said:
:smile:

The second one does have more "bling." Maybe he's better suited for MIH. :smile: :biggrin:
Yeah, he's more MIH's type. Moonbear, let us find a man for you.
 
  • #33
Moonbear's dream man, just the right amount of *bling*

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5754/pdaddy0vf.jpg
 
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and flashin' da benjamins!
 
  • #35
Well, here are hunks galore for all of you!
http://www.harrahs.com/images/ATL/entertainment/HAC_VILLAGE_large.jpg
 
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Moonbear's dream man, just the right amount of *bling*

Hmmmm, lime-green with zebra...?

I would have walked right past it at Wal Mart.
 
  • #37
Math Is Hard said:
and flashin' da benjamins!
:!) :!) :!) Ah, my kind of guy! :smile:

Some old lady is probably getting really annoyed that her curtains keep disappearing though. :smile:
 
  • #38
I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg
Hubba-hubba[/URL] :!) Now we're talking "real" men.
 
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arildno said:
You'll have to make a choice very soon.
Otherwise, they'll leave. Together.

What says Evo cannot have both? Are you secretly insulting Evo's sex appeal

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
  • #43
Since Evo now has galores to choose from, I humbly beg for this one:
http://www.alienazioni.com/credits/Che.jpg
 
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  • #44
Smurf said:
Is that Cat?

No this is Cat guy on the left from Red Dwarf :smile:

Homo Felis, the result of a few million years of evolution of Lister's cat and it's children.

Inbred, self obsessed, shallow and very very perfect. Fish complex too.

What do you think Evo?

300px%2DRedDwarfCast.jpg
 
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image12.jpg


Okay you can stop staring at it...
 
  • #46
Evo said:
:!) Wow, now I can't decide. :frown:

The first guy has bigger feet. :biggrin:
 
  • #47
i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.
 
  • #48
rocketboy said:
i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.

The induced feeling of arousal? It's ok you can tell us, and quote it if you want.
 
  • #49
I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.
 
  • #50
arildno said:
I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.

yea, that's the one that causes ppl to
rocketboy said:
throw up

it wouldn't be too hot if i threw up when aroused. haha
 

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