Why Are Drummers Considered the Best in a Band?

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The discussion revolves around humorous jokes related to drummers, highlighting a playful exchange of puns and one-liners. Key jokes include the punchline about a drummer being "homeless" without a girlfriend and the quip about a drummer in a three-piece suit being asked to "please rise" in court. The conversation also touches on a deleted post referencing Kurt Cobain in a suit, indicating a light-hearted critique of drummers' skills, with a nod to Nirvana's song "In Bloom" and a joke about a drummer's timing when knocking on a door. Overall, the thread showcases a blend of humor and musical references, particularly focusing on drumming culture.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
-- Homeless

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
-- Will the defendant please rise?
 
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Reminded me of this one:
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
-- Homeless

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
-- Will the defendant please rise?

Haters will hate.
 
Last post deleted asking to see Curt Cobain in a 3 piece suit;

Nirvana - In Bloom:
 
How do you know drummer is knocking the door?

He either slows down, or speeds up.
 
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