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Yo mama

  1. Jan 24, 2006 #1
    yo mam so fat
    that they needed to put
    speed bumps at the buffet line
    to slow her ass down!!!!!!!!!!

    post your "yo mam" jokes
     
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  3. Jan 24, 2006 #2

    Evo

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    yomamma is a member here
     
  4. Jan 24, 2006 #3
    and he is a joke
     
  5. Jan 24, 2006 #4
    yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
     
  6. Jan 24, 2006 #5

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    What is the point of this thread?
    Unless I completely misunderstood something, it seems more offensive than funny.
     
  7. Jan 24, 2006 #6

    Evo

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    "yomamma" jokes are typically american and have nothing to do with the member named yomamma.
     
  8. Jan 24, 2006 #7

    siddharth

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    Is that so? I did not know that. So, what does "yomamma" mean? I guess it would mean "your mother". But the "joke" still doesn't make sense.
     
  9. Jan 24, 2006 #8

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    I can't remember which comedian started it and I can't look up jokes right now because I'm at work, maybe someone else can.
     
  10. Jan 24, 2006 #9

    siddharth

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    I'm not asking for the details on which comedian started it. It is just that, where I come from, most people would think that original post is an insult, not a joke. So I'm trying to figure out if there there is some meaning which I am missing, or how these jokes are funny in American culture.
     
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  11. Jan 24, 2006 #10
    Its because they're not meant seriously. It happens in most languages and cultures. Things said one way are insults, the same words, said differently are friendly greetings, or jokes.

    Yo mama's so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck.
     
  12. Jan 24, 2006 #11

    siddharth

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    Yes, that's probably true. Though I must say, I was quite suprised when I initially read the OP.
     
  13. Jan 24, 2006 #12

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    Of course sometimes if you are talking to an African-American, they can take offense even if you just say "yo mama." Hahaha, these are really funny.
     
  14. Jan 24, 2006 #13

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    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!

    However, your mother is such a dimwit, she once accidently locked herself in a grocery store and starved!

    One time I was wit yo mama, and it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Another time, yo mama wa so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yo mama's such a dumbass, she also tripped over a cordless phone!
     
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2006
  15. Jan 24, 2006 #14
    It's just an american teenage(and sometimes adult) male thing where we sit around and think of really offensive things to say about eachothers mothers. They usually have to do with yomomma so fat, or yomomma so stupid etc.
     
  16. Jan 24, 2006 #15
    yomomma so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

    yomomma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

    yomomma so stupid, the result on her IQ test came up N/A.

    also, don't say yomomma jokes over the CB radio to truckers.
     
  17. Jan 24, 2006 #16
    "Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out."

    :uhh:
     
  18. Jan 24, 2006 #17

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    At least you're spelling it 'mama'....

    Here's one I don't get:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
     
  19. Jan 24, 2006 #18

    Yo mama so stupid....yeah i got nothing. That one wins the thread.
     
  20. Jan 25, 2006 #19
    Ya Momma so fat...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
    Ya Momma so fat...she sat on a quarter and when she stood up there was 2 dimes and a nickle.
    Ya Momma got buck-teeth so bad...she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
    Ya Momma so fat...her blood type is Crisco.
     
  21. Jan 29, 2006 #20

    Mk

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    How 'bout this one:

    Your mom is fat.
     
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