Collection of Lame Jokes

[symbolipoint]

Member @256bits, maybe you placed the ...bing... link in the wrong forum section.
.... but whatever case, I eventually quickly checked some brief reading about BTO in Wikipedia.


edit: I needed some explanation, which came in a later post.

 

[256bits]

https://www.bing.com/videos/rivervi...552D4D5D752D56371BD9552D4D5D752D&&FORM=VRDGAR

Taking Care of Business is a song about being self employed at working all day doing nothing, maybe even doing some overtime -- or so goes the chorus.
Theme song for @fresh_42 post regarding nothing is possible.

 

[symbolipoint]

Taking Care of Business is a song about being self employed at working all day doing nothing, maybe even doing some overtime -- or so goes the chorus.
Theme song for @fresh_42 post regarding nothing is possible.

Easy for someone like me to misunderstand. I began thinking about that aspect of the lyrics while listening. That was the basic focus on why placement was to "Collection of Lame Jokes".

 

[WWGD]

I remember a line from some song " Doing nothing means a lot to me."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.

 

[symbolipoint]

Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.

That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Um, what actually happens when the Schroedinger's cat detects a photon from the enemy?


... Never mind. I don't want to know.

 

[Swamp Thing]

That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.

I still don't understand.

 

[symbolipoint]

I still don't understand.

That is okay, too.

 

[WWGD]

Steven Seagal was an expert at eating IKEA meatballs. Aikidu not.

 

[256bits]

I still don't understand.

It's winter. he needs his jacket.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Delta Prime]

My quantum physics professor told me that I should try to get into the field of nuclear physics and I might find it very interesting.
I said no. Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

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New Yorker? Edit: The cartoon, not you ;).

 

[fresh_42]

Defendant, you are here in court because you allegedly sold an unidentifiable liquid as an elixir of life. Have you been convicted for this before? Yes, Your Honor, once in 1734 and once in 1864.

 

[fresh_42]

Shocking photographic evidence: Chemtrails cause forest fires!​

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Herman Trivilino]

A physicist was attending a conference in a large venue that happened to also be holding an economics conference. One morning the physicist wandered down the wrong hallway and found himself attending a talk on economics.

Later he described it to his colleagues as quite illuminating. It was a lot like a physics talk, they even had differential equations.

The only difference is that the solutions to the equations don't have to match observation. :)

 

[collinsmark]

Maybe it's saying the cooks might sleeping when they make your food?

 

[WWGD]

Saudi prince to buy Hershey 's company. He will become the Chocolate Sheikh.

 

[DaveC426913]

Saudi prince to buy Hershey 's company. He will become the Chocolate Sheikh.

I don't get it. I assume chocolate sheikh is a pun for something?

Oh. Shake?

 

[WWGD]

I don't get it. I assume chocolate sheikh is a pun for something?

Oh. Shake?

Well, I thought referring to a person " correctly " as a Chocolate shake, was funny. But I get it's a matter of taste.

 

[DaveC426913]

Well, I thought referring to a person " correctly " as a Chocolate shake, was funny. But I get it's a matter of taste.

I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)

 

[WWGD]

I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)

Or " My ex wife won't let me put my fishing rod in her backyard".

 

[256bits]

Chocolate Sheikh

He knows the MC at the Sofa convention, commonly referred to as the Lounge Chair.

 

[256bits]

Headline
Wurst Standup Comedian Presented with Trophy at Sausage Festival.

 

[WWGD]

I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.

(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)

Would you prefer " Sheik Rattle and Roll"?

 

[nsaspook]

"The call's coming from on top of the train".