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What do you call a man with a pile of leaves on his head?
Russel.
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Ibix said:
that went over me
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I think I've told this one before, but I had a bottle of deionised water that said on it "do not dilute".davenn said:
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Rustle.davenn said:
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I ate too much today at the restaurant. I had a buffet overflow.
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I ate too much today at the French restaurant. I thought "mange tout" was a command.WWGD said:
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I thought that my athletic performance was noteworthy but the coach removed the e.
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Who?jtbell said:
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Isn't he the new leader of China?WWGD said:
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I know he let the dogs out.Ibix said:
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Mr Eleven is the President of China.
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Be careful what you eat while watching the big game, or else you'll have a...
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In Harvard, owls are so well educated, they say ' Whom', instead of ' who'.jtbell said:
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Most Taiwanese people have a Taipei personality.
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Saw an old video about the Jeffrey Dahmer trial. His lawyer said : " Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is innocent". Later on, discussing the evidence: " Was anything found in his shower?". A: " Yes, Head and Shoulders".
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How to train for curling:
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Engineer 1: My girlfriend wants me to go line dancing.
Engineer 2: What the hell is line dancing?
Engineer 3: It's like square dancing, but with one less dimension.
Engineer 2: What the hell is line dancing?
Engineer 3: It's like square dancing, but with one less dimension.
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Infinite energy! 
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ohhh ma gosh haha
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Cockroach 1, flyswatter 0.
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As long as you are trying to keep score, you try to whack a cockroach on a thick or fluffy rug, you can give the swatter 0, and the cockroach at least 5; until you are fast enough and decide to STEP on it.
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Curious as to what is in the book "How to dis appear". "Apples are way better than you"?
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