Is this a fair response? The reason I didn't offer anything is that since QM has surfaced we seem incapable of making claims or explanations of anything at all. We've entered a realm of "We can't know so don't ask", that seems to make asking questions about anything a little risky.
As an example: I can explain to you that if I throw a baseball or shoot a rocket, or send a spaceship to mars, we can know a great deal about where, how, and when and what will happen. However, you'll just start bringing up the fact that we don't now what space is and so forth so how do we really know. Its sort of like the kid game where they ask you a question, you answer and then they keep asking why. You can never finish the conversation because you can always say why.
A spaceship is launched and we know where its going and how its going to get there. The claim is made that its going to the moon. It goes to the moon. These are facts and we knew them ahead of time.
QM makes a claim that nothing exists unless we observe it. This is a philosophical debate. We can't prove this, its just something derived from QM and those that built it. Its like we've taken a wave function that correctly predicts the location of an electron, acknowledged the fact that it has no logical reason why it will be there, and then built on top of that a lot of philosophical opinions about the subject.
In the end, it becomes very confusing to all of us. Its sort of like the IRS taxcode. Its there, but no one understands it... :-) that was a joke, albeit true.
Anyway, I understand where you are coming from, but to me its not a fair analysis. We can always ask another why question, but to say that in the classical universe we understand nothing would seem unfair.