9 words women use

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
this is why divorce rates are so high:

9 WORDS MEN USE

1. Fine: Fine (man is saying it is fine)

2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (man chooses short form of 300 seconds)

3. Nothing: man feels no words are needed to enhance the quality of the situation being presently experienced

4. Go Ahead: Go ahead (man is saying it is acceptable to engage or continue to engage in act being discussed)

5. Loud Sigh: man is tired

6. That's Okay: That's Okay (man is implying subject or situation being presently discussed is acceptable as is)

7. Thanks: Thanks (man is thanking you)

8. Whatever: Whatever (man is implying current topic of conversation is unimportant and/or that it would be more interesting to change to a different topic)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Don't worry about it (man thinks you should not worry about it)
 
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Mk

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9 WORDS MEN USE

1. Fine: Fine (man is saying it is fine)

2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (man chooses short form of 300 seconds)

3. Nothing: man feels no words are needed to enhance the quality of the situation being presently experienced

4. Go Ahead: Go ahead (man is saying it is acceptable to engage or continue to engage in act being discussed)

5. Loud Sigh: man is tired

6. That's Okay: That's Okay (man is implying subject or situation being presently discussed is acceptable as is)

7. Thanks: Thanks (man is thanking you)

8. Whatever: Whatever (man is implying current topic of conversation is unimportant and/or that it would be more interesting to change to a different topic)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Don't worry about it (man thinks you should not worry about it)

:biggrin:
Hahaha, I thought that this was funny.
 

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this is why divorce rates are so high:

9 WORDS MEN USE

1. Fine: Fine (man is saying it is fine)

2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (man chooses short form of 300 seconds)

3. Nothing: man feels no words are needed to enhance the quality of the situation being presently experienced

4. Go Ahead: Go ahead (man is saying it is acceptable to engage or continue to engage in act being discussed)

5. Loud Sigh: man is tired

6. That's Okay: That's Okay (man is implying subject or situation being presently discussed is acceptable as is)

7. Thanks: Thanks (man is thanking you)

8. Whatever: Whatever (man is implying current topic of conversation is unimportant and/or that it would be more interesting to change to a different topic)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Don't worry about it (man thinks you should not worry about it)
haha. Words should always have their literal meanings. The way women use them confuses the sh*t out of me.
 

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this is why divorce rates are so high:

9 WORDS MEN USE

1. Fine: Fine (man is saying it is fine)

2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (man chooses short form of 300 seconds)

3. Nothing: man feels no words are needed to enhance the quality of the situation being presently experienced

4. Go Ahead: Go ahead (man is saying it is acceptable to engage or continue to engage in act being discussed)

5. Loud Sigh: man is tired

6. That's Okay: That's Okay (man is implying subject or situation being presently discussed is acceptable as is)

7. Thanks: Thanks (man is thanking you)

8. Whatever: Whatever (man is implying current topic of conversation is unimportant and/or that it would be more interesting to change to a different topic)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Don't worry about it (man thinks you should not worry about it)
:rofl: Now THAT'S funny.
 

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Hell, no. When my dad says "five minutes", it means an hour.
 
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Hell, no. When my dad says "five minutes", it means an hour.
Now now, Radou, there's something your parents haven't been telling you about your 'father'.
 

radou

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Now now, Radou, there's something your parents haven't been telling you about your 'father'.
Oh so thaaat's the reason why I've seen him wear a skirt occasionally?! :tongue:
 

Mk

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Oh so thaaat's the reason why I've seen him wear a skirt occasionally?! :tongue:
Hey, don't make fun of the Scots!
 

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