this is why divorce rates are so high:9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
9 WORDS MEN USE
1. Fine: Fine (man is saying it is fine)
2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (man chooses short form of 300 seconds)
3. Nothing: man feels no words are needed to enhance the quality of the situation being presently experienced
4. Go Ahead: Go ahead (man is saying it is acceptable to engage or continue to engage in act being discussed)
5. Loud Sigh: man is tired
6. That's Okay: That's Okay (man is implying subject or situation being presently discussed is acceptable as is)
7. Thanks: Thanks (man is thanking you)
8. Whatever: Whatever (man is implying current topic of conversation is unimportant and/or that it would be more interesting to change to a different topic)
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Don't worry about it (man thinks you should not worry about it)