turbo-1 said:
1) inflation that turns on, then magically switches off simultaneously in causally-disconnected parts of the universe.
Far from being "magical", there are many workable (consistent with known physics) theories of inflation. The procedure of both entering and exiting inflation are described in great detail here:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=103866"
In particular, I recommend the link in post #19.
So what are the caveats? Well, the fields responsible for inflation obviously haven't been observed in the laboratory and it seems pretty unlikely that they will be in the near future. In order to produce the universe we currently observe, it had to decay into those things that are now the primary constituents of our universe (an event called "reheating"). Some theories of inflation do have predictions that are testable in the laboratory, but I'm afraid they're the minority. In order to test inflation, we'll likely have to resort to astronomical observations. If anyone is interested in the details of these observations, I'll be happy to elaborate. Perhaps hellfire will be too, since he seems to know quite a lot about the subject.
Again, there are a lot of theories for this. The idea that it might consist of weakly-interacting particles is the most popular. We already
know of particles that are weakly interacting and make up a non-negligible fraction of the energy density of the universe -- neutrinos. Considering the trouble we had to go through to detect these directly, it shouldn't be all that surprising if the dark matter particle has so far escaped our notice.
Many supersymmetry models
predict a weakly-interacting particle. Not only is this not impossible, but I would even say that it's likely. We know that dark matter exists. The question now is, "is it enough?"
The most popular explanation for the acceleration of the universe (which some include in "dark energy") is the cosmological constant. Far from being exotic, this is actually a very simple component of GR.
That said, mainly because of the fine-tuning problem, I have my doubts that it's the culprit for the current acceleration. It doesn't make the cosmological constant "impossible", as you seem to be suggesting, but it does leave it suspect. I would be more prone to suspect some kind of quintessence, which only suffers from the less severe "cosmic coincidence problem".
4) cosmological expansion that slowed nicely for billions of years, then accelerated (again, simultaneously in causally-disconnected parts of the universe)
This is basically equivalent to the dark energy point...and the causally-disconnected part is addressed by inflation.
5) Higgs boson
and you can add any other number of entities depending if your model depends on supersymmetry,etc.
The Higgs boson is a prediction of the standard model of particle physics, not the standard cosmological model. I'm pretty sure that LCDM could do without it, though some (not all) of the particle dark matter and inflationary theories would be ruled out by the lack of a Higgs boson
This thread is extremely rich with topics for discussion, so you should probably be more specific about what you'd like to understand. So far, I've only given a quick summary of why these things are not impossible. If you want to discuss observational constraints or other theoretical concerns, let us know.