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I spent pages avoiding that pun.Ivan Seeking said:The pants thing is certainly in the jeans.![]()
I spent pages avoiding that pun.Ivan Seeking said:The pants thing is certainly in the jeans.![]()
Huckleberry said:I've been watching and taking notes.
edit- What explanation could there be for a genetic disposition for insecurity of appearance in women?
zoobyshoe said:I spent pages avoiding that pun.
This would've been more accurate if the woman crashed into the pig. Cause everyone knows that women can't drive.Originally posted by Evo
A man is driving up a steep, narrow road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!"
The man immediately leans out the window and replies,"B*tch!"
They continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
HeeheeheeEve was sitting in a corner in the garden. "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that You created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless, and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well, you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret -- you know -- woman to woman."
Where's the joke?icvotria said:Here's a female-biased sexist joke off the internet Heeheehee
There may not be a specific attraction-insecurity gene but insecurity itself has to be genetic. It is a mild form of fear, and without fear we'd do all kinds of dangerous stuff over and over and die before we were 10 years old.Gale17 said:its not genetic.
Here it is:Evo said:Where's the joke?![]()