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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
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Reality is a logic dream, or a dream is an unlogic reality

Either dreams do not exist or everything is dreams.

Is this thread totally dead?

I was thinking of reading the thread now but i don't know :rolleyes: it seems cind of long!
 
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Sariaht said:
Reality is a logic dream, or a dream is an unlogic reality

Either dreams do not exist or everything is dreams.

Is this thread totally dead?

I was thinking of reading the thread now but i don't know :rolleyes: it seems cind of long!


Nope has an average blood pressure 110/70, and is kicking and screaming for real stupid quetions to appear.

Do badgerbadgerbadgers prefer mushrooms or snakes?
 
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jimmy p said:
Do badgerbadgerbadgers prefer mushrooms or snakes?
Bananas.

What is the history behind Cheese on Toast?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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The Bob said:
What is the history behind Cheese on Toast?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Some local yokel wanted to have hot milk sandwiches. So in an act of inspiration, he took his cow, Daisy, and stuck her on a spit-roast, with slices of bread underneath. As the flames licked up, he started milking Daisy, but as all the turning and churning occured, what came out of Daisy's udders ended up as Camenbert on burnt bread. Which doesn't have quite a ring to it. so was renamed.

How is Edam made backwards?
 
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jimmy p said:
How is Edam made backwards?

By smoke and mirrors.

How come Bush always laughs creepy?
 
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Jeebus said:
How come Bush always laughs creepy?


Because he is a hyena in a monkey suit.

How come John Kerry has no surname?
 
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jimmy p said:
How come John Kerry has no surname?

That's easy. Because he is secretly wears spandex at nights when he is out doing superhero duties.

How come superheroes always wear some type of tights?
 
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Jeebus said:
How come superheroes always wear some type of tights?

Because they were the people that failed to get into 80's metal bands, but never grew out of the fad.

How come superheroes are supposed to be anonymous but their bad guys always know their weakness and stuff?
 
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jimmy p said:
How come superheroes are supposed to be anonymous but their bad guys always know their weakness and stuff?

Because they spend too much time trying to get girls.

How come girls like the bad boys, but don't like villains?
 
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Jeebus said:
Because they spend too much time trying to get girls.

How come girls like the bad boys, but don't like villains?


Because villians are evil masterminds and bad-boys are the villain's goons, and no-one likes a smartass.

How come villains never attack cities which the superheroes AREN'T in?
 
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jimmy p said:
How come villains never attack cities which the superheroes AREN'T in?

They do. It just so happens that the Justice League has a tracker on each villain and go to him quicker than a jack rabbit on speed.

How come Apocalypse is the only supervillain that whooped Superman's bootay?
 
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Jeebus said:
They do. It just so happens that the Justice League has a tracker on each villain and go to him quicker than a jack rabbit on speed.

How come Apocalypse is the only supervillain that whooped Superman's bootay?


It's all in the name. You can't expect to whoop a hero with Dr. name or a Green Goblinesque name. It has to be one word with MEANING.

Would you class the teenage mutant ninja turtles as superheroes or regular heroes?
 
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jimmy p said:
Would you class the teenage mutant ninja turtles as superheroes or regular heroes?

Regular. No superhero would have a pizza drug-esque addiction. That's only for Hollywood actors and actresses.

Do you think Master Splinter ever feels like killing his turtles?
 
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Jeebus said:
Regular. No superhero would have a pizza drug-esque addiction. That's only for Hollywood actors and actresses.

Do you think Master Splinter ever feels like killing his turtles?

ya .. when he is drunk

why isn't this topic sticked?!
 
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MSI said:
why isn't this topic sticked?!

There isn't glue strong enough to hold a topic of this size.

How come they are called smileys when not all of them smile?
 
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Because nobody knows why they don't smile, they should be.

Why do the stupid questions kepp on going but those with meaning disapear?
 
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Because those with meaning are more difficult to answer, and are not often considered as "stupid" questions.

Why ask questions?
 
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because some one has to answer

what is a "stuped question"?
 
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A question with a stupid answer of course.

Why does it always rain when you want to be outside?
 
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because god doesn't like us!

what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?
 
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MSI said:
because god doesn't like us!

what do you do if you were in a desert with your love and a gun with one bullet and two lions, one following you and the other following her?
Brake the laws of thermodynamics and make them turn 90° suddenly and shot them both.

What is swiss cheese made of?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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from the milk of a white cow with strange black shapes on it!


why the cats are always afraid of dogs?
 
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Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?
 
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Sariaht said:
Their incomon ancestor whas skitsophreen

What cind of a person would fool a murder snail to drink beer?

Murder snails are the worst kind of snails. You don't want to get them drunk.
They get belligerent and will try to kill you -- very slowly though. Very few people are actually murdered by murder snails. People are usually fast enough to get away from them before being completely murdered.

How do you tell a genius from an idiot?
 
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The same way you tell a moron from a genius. You don't they're all the same.

If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
 
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Ba said:
If you are upsidedown, are you up or are you down?
Neither.

Pumpkin anyone?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
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Not till Halloween, the pumpkins are needed to scare away the little kids. You can carve funny faces in them.

Why orange pumpkins, there are other colors too?
 
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Yes that's really rasistic,

Were are the black pumpkins?
 
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Sariaht said:
Were are the black pumpkins?


You can't see them because it is night time.

What is so good about a bee's knees?
 
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jimmy p said:
What is so good about a bee's knees?
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
 
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Tsunami said:
It rhymes.

Why am I being watched by a duck?
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...



What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
 
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BoulderHead said:
He saw you shaking your tail feathers...

What's the worst part about lingering on and on?
Having to keep shaking your tail feathers.

Why do they call it 'corn'?
 
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heh! YOU call it corn.
WE call it maize!

Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Why do the Trobriand Islanders use yams for currency and how do you make change for a yam?
Hey! you asked TWO questions *the nerve*...



Can 'toe yam' be used for change making?
 
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Only if your two good hands are tied behind your back.

Is eating white rice immoral?
 
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