The last time I tried that, I apparently greeted my Latin American friend with the equivalent of:
"I/we are poblano peppers".
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The three calculus books I see most recommended are:
Calculus, M. Spivak
Calculus, J. Stewart (7th ed.)
Calculus, Vol. I, T. Apostol
There is also a text freely available online, by Gilbert Strang (you may have to go to his web-site, or the MIT open courseware site, to find it).
I cannot say which one is "best", as they have different strengths and weaknesses, which may fit better with different people. This is what I can say:
Stewart seems to be very popular as a text-book, particularly in Calculus AP courses. Spivak is very readable, but the problems are at times quite hard. Apostol's book is a bit unorthodox in the order of presentation, and geared towards the eventual professional mathematician (i.e., math majors). I've only glanced at Strang's book...it's rather large, with a lot of examples, and seems to me geared to someone who might either go on to study higher math, OR continue in the physical sciences.
There are, however, a LOT of calculus books out there (I believe there's even a "Calculus For Dummies" book).