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Twice this week now I got phone calls out of the blue telling me that my Windows computer is infected (sending back "suspicious" reports of infection). The callers claims to be from a separate company contracted by Microsoft to handle computer viruses. This isn't the first time receiving such calls. But twice in one week is new.
It's a scam, btw, don't fall for this!
Usually I try to have fun with them, keeping them on the line as long as possible. Sometimes I'll randomly throw out biblical sounding "quotes" (that I typically just make up on the spot) in the process, "And then Jeremiah said to Zachary, 'thou shalt not tread lightly in the house of Kahless.' Oh, dear, me! Help me fix my computer!" Often, I pretend to be totally computer illiterate, which helps keep them on the phone longer.
If I catch on immediately I'll start the conversation using a high-pitched, nasal voice, which makes it quite easy and convincing to throw in random, "gnnyaaaaa" sounds, interspersed randomly within sentences. This is especially fun, because, under the pretense of confirmation, I'll repeat instructions back to them:
Anyway, this last scam call might seem pretty convincing to the average user. When I asked them to confirm my Windows license number (product ID, which I know the correct way to find in the Computer properties window), they gave me the following, incorrect instructions to find the license ID:
Anyway, what they ultimately try to get you to do is give them direct access to your computer so that they can install their software on it and eventually charge you money, presumably. I've never actually followed through to the point where I give them access to my computer, so I'm not 100% sure on what follows after that point.
In closing, don't fall for this, but have fun**!
*(Yes they actually said, "black window.")
**(It does make me wish for an afterlife though, if for no other purpose that if there is an afterlife, there may be a hell, and if so, there's got to be a special place there for scam artists who prey on fear.)
It's a scam, btw, don't fall for this!
Usually I try to have fun with them, keeping them on the line as long as possible. Sometimes I'll randomly throw out biblical sounding "quotes" (that I typically just make up on the spot) in the process, "And then Jeremiah said to Zachary, 'thou shalt not tread lightly in the house of Kahless.' Oh, dear, me! Help me fix my computer!" Often, I pretend to be totally computer illiterate, which helps keep them on the phone longer.
If I catch on immediately I'll start the conversation using a high-pitched, nasal voice, which makes it quite easy and convincing to throw in random, "gnnyaaaaa" sounds, interspersed randomly within sentences. This is especially fun, because, under the pretense of confirmation, I'll repeat instructions back to them:
Caller: Now type in 'a' as in alpha, 's' as in sierra, ...
Me (in high-pitched, nasal, mocking voice): Okay, I typed in 'a' as in nyaaaa, 's' as in sierrghnyaaaa...
Me (in high-pitched, nasal, mocking voice): Okay, I typed in 'a' as in nyaaaa, 's' as in sierrghnyaaaa...
Anyway, this last scam call might seem pretty convincing to the average user. When I asked them to confirm my Windows license number (product ID, which I know the correct way to find in the Computer properties window), they gave me the following, incorrect instructions to find the license ID:
- From the desktop, hold the windows button and press 'r'.
- In the "Open:" field, type "cmd", and hit Enter, or press OK.
- In the black window* that comes up, type in "assoc" and press enter.
- Near the bottom, you should see a line, "ZFSendToTarget=CLSID{888DCA60-FC0A-11CF-8F0F-00C04FD7D062}"
Anyway, what they ultimately try to get you to do is give them direct access to your computer so that they can install their software on it and eventually charge you money, presumably. I've never actually followed through to the point where I give them access to my computer, so I'm not 100% sure on what follows after that point.
In closing, don't fall for this, but have fun**!
*(Yes they actually said, "black window.")
**(It does make me wish for an afterlife though, if for no other purpose that if there is an afterlife, there may be a hell, and if so, there's got to be a special place there for scam artists who prey on fear.)
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