Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

And the patient Mr Topography said to the good Doctor Map.
"I seem to be suffering from some ups and downs"

"Yes. You need an atlas to carry your burden."

 

[Klystron]

Heard that $\pi$ broke up with $\mathcal{i}$:

"You're too ℂomplex!", complained $\pi$.​

"Don't be irrational", replied $\mathcal{i}$.​

 

[phinds]

There's no problem with my humor then! ...
[For the first, ask Ibix (his is based on the movie "Taken", and the "famous" words of Liam Neeson ...) - I just gave the standard reply in the movie - if you haven't seen it I recommend it]

Ah. I've seen it. I get it now but the reference is too subtle and obscure. Also, you were yelling and as I recall he was closer to whispering.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Ah. I've seen it. I get it now but the reference is too subtle and obscure. Also, you were yelling and as I recall he was closer to whispering.

It wasn't yelling. It was a manner of emphasis (+the guy was being ironic etc.). If you had seen the whole movie you would realize that these ONLY words of his were very cricial in finding and punishing the guy! ...
[I even thought though earlier about editing the capitals myself, and I will (to bold) just now, since you mentioned it. Thanks for pointing out. Cheers]

 

[Ibix]

For the first, ask Ibix (his is based on the movie "Taken", and the "famous" words of Liam Neeson ...)

I wasn't deliberately referencing Taken. I probably did echo Neeson's "I will find you, and I will kill you" speech, because I needed something fairly bombastic for the "you have my word" line to fit, but it was unintentional and incidental to the word/Word punchline.

 

[Stavros Kiri]

I wasn't deliberately referencing Taken. I probably did echo Neeson's "I will find you, and I will kill you" speech, because I needed something fairly bombastic for the "you have my word" line to fit, but it was unintentional and incidental to the word/Word punchline.

I figured that could have been the case ... but it makes it a double joke then anyway.

 

[WWGD]

I think they sent me the wrong mask...

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

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AAAARRRRGGGG ! You should be ashamed of yourself !

 

[BillTre]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

Kids finally staying at home:
"We've been 3 weeks now inside with our parents! ... They seem Nice People! ..."

 

[davenn]

with less air pollution recently, we can finally see the ...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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... and hate to visit the doctor.

 

[Borg]

My wife has been taking me for daily walks...

 

[fresh_42]

My wife has been taking me for daily walks...

With or without a leash?

 

[Borg]

Woof

 

[BillTre]

 

[Stavros Kiri]

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Mom: "You should have also social distanced your asymptomaticness from him to avoid this!" ...

 

[phinds]

A sad day for engineers to find this out, but ...

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[collinsmark]

A sad day for engineers to find this out, but ...
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Combine that with some WD-40 and we're good to go.

 

[phinds]

Combine that with some WD-40 and we're good to go.

No, WD-40 is also not a good substitute for toilette paper.

 

[collinsmark]

No, WD-40 is also not a good substitute for toilette paper.

It's the combination of the WD-40 with the Duct Tape. Together they can do anything.

 

[fresh_42]

It's the combination of the WD-40 with the Duct Tape. Together they can do anything.

Do not argue. He only used the wrong side of the duct tape.

 

[phinds]