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"Yes. You need an atlas to carry your burden."256bits said:
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Heard that ##\pi## broke up with ##\mathcal{i}##:
"You're too ℂomplex!", complained ##\pi##.
"Don't be irrational", replied ##\mathcal{i}##.
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Ah. I've seen it. I get it now but the reference is too subtle and obscure. Also, you were yelling and as I recall he was closer to whispering.Stavros Kiri said:
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It wasn't yelling. It was a manner of emphasis (+the guy was being ironic etc.). If you had seen the whole movie you would realize that these ONLY words of his were very cricial in finding and punishing the guy! ...phinds said:
[I even thought though earlier about editing the capitals myself, and I will (to bold) just now, since you mentioned it. Thanks for pointing out. Cheers]
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I wasn't deliberately referencing Taken. I probably did echo Neeson's "I will find you, and I will kill you" speech, because I needed something fairly bombastic for the "you have my word" line to fit, but it was unintentional and incidental to the word/Word punchline.Stavros Kiri said:
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I figured that could have been the case ... but it makes it a double joke then anyway.Ibix said:
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I think they sent me the wrong mask...
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AAAARRRRGGGG ! You should be ashamed of yourself !davenn said:
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Kids finally staying at home:
"We've been 3 weeks now inside with our parents! ... They seem Nice People! ..."
"We've been 3 weeks now inside with our parents! ... They seem Nice People! ..."
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with less air pollution recently, we can finally see the ...
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... and hate to visit the doctor.phinds said:
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My wife has been taking me for daily walks...
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With or without a leash?Borg said:
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Mom: "You should have also social distanced your asymptomaticness from him to avoid this!" ...BillTre said:
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A sad day for engineers to find this out, but ...
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Combine that with some WD-40 and we're good to go.phinds said:
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No, WD-40 is also not a good substitute for toilette paper.collinsmark said:
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It's the combination of the WD-40 with the Duct Tape. Together they can do anything.phinds said:
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Do not argue. He only used the wrong side of the duct tape.collinsmark said:
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