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It's an actual company (in NSW, Australia) and that's their real phone number ##-##WWGD said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Thanks for the phone info but I don't need a whore at this moment. ;).sysprog said:
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And the question is written in Comic Sans...wrobel said:
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Your Honor please do not send me to the scaffoldWWGD said:
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Unfortunately my phone only displays " virw attachment 266993" , so I don't know what post you're referring to.wrobel said:
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The quote should have a link at the top. It certainly has in the desktop version.
It's the "pardon" dog.
It's the "pardon" dog.
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Had my family tree done. Seems I am the sap.
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your post with dog in wigWWGD said:
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Second-hand watches with no second hand...Ibix said:
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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?phinds said:
A synonym bun.
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Read the book titles in order:
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The town council was concerned because not enough members were coming to meetings so they asked for suggestions. One member said, look let's make it absolutely mandatory that members come to the next meeting and for that meeting we'll bring in a hypnotist to plant a post-hypnotic suggestion that everyone attend meetings from now on. They all agreed that it should be tried.
The meeting started and the hypnotist was brought out. He faced the members, brought out a pocket watch, and in calm, slightly boring, but hypnotic voice said over and over ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... right then his finders slipped and he said, "oh, CRAP".
It took three days to clean up the council meeting room.
The meeting started and the hypnotist was brought out. He faced the members, brought out a pocket watch, and in calm, slightly boring, but hypnotic voice said over and over ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... watch the watch ... right then his finders slipped and he said, "oh, CRAP".
It took three days to clean up the council meeting room.
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Work never ends in National Parks, even if they are closed.
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What the heck is a Forgetfulness Headache?WWGD said:
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Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand, which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles. 
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You forgot one. or two.
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