Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Missing: Star Wars: long, long bar to the left.
 
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I thought that we were in the time of Idiocracy. Maybe it's something to do with Event Horizon and The Black Hole.
 
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Ibix said:
Missing: Star Wars: long, long bar to the left.
Relativity of simultaneity says you can't be sure. Alderaamada paradox and all that.

While we're on the fururistic subject, George Jetson was born just 12 days ago. Didn't see that on the chart either.
 
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But if you insist...

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So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?
 
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jtbell said:
So if you then lose the matching sock in the dryer, what does it come back as?
Are there even reported cases?
 
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Since I became a father, I have become much more meticulous looking at the laundry advice tags on things
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I often give the advice on drinking plenty of water. This is the reason
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Husband: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife: "I would take half and leave you."

Husband: "Good, I won 12 dollars, here's 6, now get out."
 
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BillTre said:
Filament to LED you could throw a stack of physics/environmental stuff in there too.
I'll wait for your upgrade Bill
 
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dextercioby said:
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"Where are your earphones?"
"I don't wear them any longer since the accident."
"Which accident?"
"Someone offered me a beer and I didn't hear him."
 
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A crow walks into a Raven bar...
 
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fresh_42 said:
... "Fold"...
That took me a moment... :redface:
 
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