Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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wrobel said:
Your Honor please do not send me to the scaffold
Gallows?
 
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Pharaoh's kids didn't know that someday their daddy will be a mummy.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Pharaoh's kids didn't know that someday their daddy will be a mummy.
##\cdots## only to preserve, not to expend, the royal DNA ##\cdots##
 
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I thought about making a fake ID...
but that’s just not who I am...
 
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  • #7,963
No wonder my guitar frets. It’s strapped, wound up, and always picked on.
 
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  • #7,964
Never date a tennis player, because love means nothing to them.
 
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Corn teen yourself means to wheat at home even if you're only barley sick.
 
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jack action said:
They are extremely hazardous! Responsible people wear one of those:
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It's an extremely rare dish order.
 
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Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.
 
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Wife : You spent our entire life savings on dogs!

Husband : They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
 
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jack action said:
Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.
No matter what you do, you'll spell it incorrectly.

A strange word. The only winning move is not to play write the word.
 
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jack action said:
Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.
I have a strong Achilles heal. My Achilles heal is not my Achilles heal ( Besides, it belongs to Achilles to start with).
 
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jack action said:
Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.
I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.
 
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DrGreg said:
I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.
And "wrong".
 
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What if right is spelled wrong?
 
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DrGreg said:
I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.
Isn't this true for all words except "right"?
 
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jack action said:
Isn't this true for all words except "right"?
Not even for write.
 
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jack action said:
Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.
Wrong.
 

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