Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Can't copy cartoon, but worth a click:
https://www.gocomics.com/rabbitsagainstmagic/2020/07/24

 

[WWGD]

Your Honor please do not send me to the scaffold

Gallows?

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

Pharaoh's kids didn't know that someday their daddy will be a mummy.

 

[sysprog]

Pharaoh's kids didn't know that someday their daddy will be a mummy.

$\cdots$ only to preserve, not to expend, the royal DNA $\cdots$

 

[etotheipi]

 

[davenn]

I thought about making a fake ID...
but that’s just not who I am...

 

[davenn]

No wonder my guitar frets. It’s strapped, wound up, and always picked on.

 

[davenn]

Never date a tennis player, because love means nothing to them.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[Ibix]

Corn teen yourself means to wheat at home even if you're only barley sick.

 

[fresh_42]

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They are extremely hazardous! Responsible people wear one of those:

 

[jack action]

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It's an extremely rare dish order.

 

[jack action]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.

 

[jack action]

Wife : You spent our entire life savings on dogs!

Husband : They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.

 

[mfb]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.

No matter what you do, you'll spell it incorrectly.

A strange word. The only winning move is not to play write the word.

 

[WWGD]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.

I have a strong Achilles heal. My Achilles heal is not my Achilles heal ( Besides, it belongs to Achilles to start with).

 

[DrGreg]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.

I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.

 

[fresh_42]

I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.

And "wrong".

 

[Borg]

What if right is spelled wrong?

 

[jack action]

I disagree. The word "left", when spelled "right", is also spelled incorrectly.

Isn't this true for all words except "right"?

 

[fresh_42]

Isn't this true for all words except "right"?

Not even for write.

 

[Ibix]

Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spelled incorrectly.

Wrong.