Collection of Lame Jokes

[pinball1970]

Old, but related.

I would say more thingy

 

[nuuskur]

but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.

 

[JT Smith]

Old, but related.

 

[nuuskur]

is that Lord of the flies?

 

[malawi_glenn]

Pearson textbooks be like:

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?

 

[Orodruin]

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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What about bird flu?

 

[malawi_glenn]

What about bird flu?

Salmon flu

 

[Bystander]

Salmon flu

Are we going to get into a "Steve Martin Rubberheads" routine here?

 

[phinds]

 

[strangerep]

[...] but everybody knows Australia is fake so the above is just a fun drawing.

Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, the cat vomiting out Tasmania as a fur ball is not an entirely fictitious metaphor.

I like Simon Baker.

 

[strangerep]

I like Simon Baker.

Well, yes, but he left the place of his birth quite early in his life.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

Reminds me of "Blink", one of the two creepiest Dr Who episodes ever.

 

[phinds]

 

[pinball1970]

I think the only pearson textbook I enjoy is Munkres Topology...

Idea for dinner?
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I thought it was salmon too!

Mind you it was a word I had never heard before and I think I was about 8.

 

[fresh_42]

"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."

 

[256bits]

"You cannot name your son Yellower!"
"Why not? Yours is Oliver."

I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65

 

[Ibix]

I cannot catch the theme.
does it have something to do with hex code #9D8F65

Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.

 

[256bits]

Oliver might be interpreted as "more olive", and olive is indeed a colour.

I actually was playing around with color - yellow olive is hex code 9D8F65.
I have to go back and give fresh a Like.

 

[DaveC426913]

"Hi. My name is Olive. I'm the eldest."
"Howdy. I'm Oliver. I'm the middle."
"I'm Olivest and I hate my parents."

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

I would say more thingy

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Leaving the light on for a few days while sleeping.

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

A constant $C$ and $e^x$ were out walking one day when they saw a differential operator approaching.
- ”Help! It will eat me alive!” shouted the constant in terror.
- ”Stand close to me and I will protect you. We will get through it unharmed together!” said $e^x$.

As the differential operator came closer $e^x$ loudly declared
- ”Hello differential operator! We are $C e^x$!”
The differential operator smiled hungrily and said
-”Hello $C e^x$! I am $\partial / \partial y$ …”

 

[DennisN]

Old, but related.

Very funny!

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Gosh, that's such a hilarious picture!

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[jack action]

 

[Borg]

I think they've lost all of their marbles already.

 

[WWGD]

For city dwellers:

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[Orodruin]

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That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

 

[Borg]

Got to agree with that. It sounds more like an American trait than a European one.

 

[pinball1970]

That's still floating around the internet? It is generally not true in my experience as having been a Swedish kid. What would be normal Swedish behavior would have been to ask if the friend wanted to have dinner and call their parents to ask permission to stay for dinner.

Yes same in UK, if I had a friend over, my mum rang his mum for quick discussion then if we got a green light everyone got fed.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Instaounce would have been the better choice.

 

[DrGreg]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Instadram would be even better.

 

[fresh_42]

"Dram" is also used as a measure of the powder charge in a shotgun shell, representing the equivalent of black powder in drams avoirdupois.

 

[pinball1970]

Instaounce would have been the better choice.

Also a short I think.

"Hobbs was fond of his dram."

Monty python

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]