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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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fresh_42 said:
Not even for write.
So you're saying that if you write write right, you don't write write right. But if you write write wrong then you do write write wrong? However, if you write right right you write right right, and if you write right wrong you also write right wrong. Right?
 
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mfb said:
A strange word. The only winning move is not to play write the word.
How about a nice game of Scrabble?
 
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Ibix said:
So you're saying that if you write write right, you don't write write right. But if you write write wrong then you do write write wrong? Right?
Except if ...
Ibix said:
How about a nice game of Scrabble?
Not today. Since I have read to abseil a few hours ago I'm totally confused.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Not today. Since I have read to abseil a few hours ago I'm totally confused.
A perfectly good English word, just like to rappel.
 
  • #7,985
Ibix said:
A perfectly good English word, just like to rappel.
I read it in its literal context about a rescued dog, but I wonder whether it's also used as we normally use it in everyday language for "to leave early"?
 
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I'm not sure if this counts as a joke or not, but here's Abbott and Costello and Covid:
Costello: I just want to know who’s up next for the Phillies.
Abbott: The Blue Jays.
Costello: When?
Abbott: Friday.
Costello: In Toronto?
Abbott: No, the Blue Jays are playing their home games in Buffalo this season.
Costello: So the game is in Buffalo?
Abbott: No, it’s in Philly.
Costello: So the Phillies are the home team?
Abbott: No, they’re the road team.

https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/phillies-covid-19-scheduling-quirks-20200728.html
 
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  • #7,987
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.
 
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If this is funny to you, I have an advice for life which you should definitely follow:
Do not drink with Russian men or British women! :cool:
 
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To the delight of Gary Larson's dyslexic friends, the back side is far.
 
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A mathematician has spent ten years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis. Finally, he decides to sell his soul to the devil in exchange for a proof. The devil promises to deliver a proof in four weeks. Half a year later, the devil shows up again - in a rather gloomy mood. "I'm sorry", he says. "I couldn't prove the hypothesis either. But" - and his face lightens up - "I think I found a really interesting lemma..."
 
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😂 :DD
 
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Never give up:
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Even fish need some alcohol to cope with the 2020 crap.

 
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