Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

 

[BWV]

The Russian Army is losing so badly that Mississippi wants to erect statues of its generals

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

First woman in space

 

[WWGD]

True from all sides

 

[Ibix]

Off of Questionable Content:

If you fall in love with a girl called Polly, are you Polly-amorous?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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That took me way too long.

 

[WWGD]

That took me way too long.

How (non) ' ironic'

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.

 

[WWGD]

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When I have arrived at the top, I will do my geometry-homework.

Willkommen, Herr Escher.

 

[fresh_42]

Willkommen, Herr Escher.

Escher was Dutch.

Welkom, meneer Escher.

 

[DennisN]

That took me way too long.

Me too.

 

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[jack action]

 

[Sagittarius A-Star]

There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Ibix]

There are only 10 kinds of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Or, as some genius upthread said, those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a joke about binary.

 

[symbolipoint]

An impulse for humor momentarily came to me. Therefore this:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, but looks like a raven, it is probably a raven.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it could be a hallucinating raven.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

What fruits cannot leave town to get married?
The can't elo(u)pe.

 

[fresh_42]

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http://www.jokes4us.com/politicaljokes/statemottosjoke.html

... run, duck, and cover ...

 

[berkeman]

http://www.jokes4us.com/politicaljokes/statemottosjoke.html

... run, duck, and cover ...

LOL

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
<<snip>>
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

 

[fresh_42]

LOL

Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.

 

[WWGD]

Most I spoke with agreed to Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

TIL that one of my favorite actresses is from HI, Bette Midler.

That sounds like the name of one of their gangs. They need better names.

 

[fresh_42]

Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.

 

[WWGD]

Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.

But no party every day!

 

[Swamp Thing]

Everything was better before. Stone age, for example, no bills, no IRS, and BBQ the whole time.

But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...

 

[Baluncore]

But on the other hand, no PhysicsForums, so...

Experiment with levers, Reinvent the wheel.

 

[OCR]

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

That's not funny. . . .Lol. . . j/k .

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[Orodruin]