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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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The last few posts have been reviewed by the Mentors, and we're letting them slide for now...
 
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phinds said:
Aaaah, that cracked me up :D

ontopic:
Every nut is a coconut.

It is known that a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Equivalently, a comathematician is one for turning cotheorems into ffee.
 
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
 
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He: Do you like Kipling?

She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...
 
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BigDon said:
She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...
I have. It's ruddy 'ard.
 
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I almost hit "report" by mistake.
 
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Ibix said:
I have. It's ruddy 'ard.
But exceedingly good.

(Apologies to readers outside the UK who probably have no idea what that joke is.)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it. :sorry:
Really? It's an obvious homophobic slur. Apparently Nusskur felt the need to practice his intolerance.
 
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Some wine guy reviews Everclear!
Kinda funny in a stupid way:

 
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Reminiscent of some politicians?
 
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phinds said:
Really? It's an obvious homophobic slur. Apparently Nusskur felt the need to practice his intolerance.
OK. That's super-duper oblique.

But I guess Jack, Berkeman and BillTre are more in-tune than I am.
 
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I didn't view it as homophobic (although I guess I can see that angle now), and being a motorcyclist, I did find it funny.
 
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berkeman said:
I didn't view it as homophobic (although I guess I can see that angle now), and being a motorcyclist, I did find it funny.
Ah OK, I see it now.
It's an asking a groaning football player* if he got hit in the vagina kind of thing.

*male
 
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DaveC426913 said:
OK. That's super-duper oblique.

But I guess Jack, Berkeman and BillTre are more in-tune than I am.
I took it along the lines of a joke I like very much in presence of a macho man that shows me his bike (or anything else):

Biker: "Do you like my new bike?"

Me: "Very much. Do they make it for men too?"

The expression of the biker's face is always memorable! (I have the chance of being very big and tall, thus I never need to run away.)
 
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berkeman said:
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LOL, reminds me of some PM conversations I've had as a Mentor... :smile:
I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.
 
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WWGD said:
I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...
 
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berkeman said:
Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...
Just kidding, Berke, I cannot begin to have the patience you display.
 
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Heh, I don't ride a motorbike, either. I still found the joke hysterical. No need to get carried away with woke thematics.
 
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WWGD said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- no where near Canada, is my point.
And your former presidents are remarkably limber if they can get their heads upright and serious looking while their back ends are in that position...
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
You've been made into an honorary German. I plead license/leeway in the jokes section. Rigor elsewhere, but more of a " You know what I mean" here.
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
No. It's just a well-known fact that British Columbians have excellent vision.
 
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