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Some kind of stupid Animal-Halloween cartoons:

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A burglar enters a house in late afternoon. He ties up the woman and asks the man for the money and jewelry.

The man starts crying. «Take whatever you want, but please untie her and let her go.»

The burglar: «You must really love your wife!»

The man: «No, but she's going to be here any minute now.»
 
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How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
 
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As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice...
 
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When you fill a hot-dog casing with beer, what do you have?

A happy hollow weenie.
 
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Hemant said:
How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
A Vegan:
" Sir, what time is it , please"?
A:
"YES, I AM A VEGAN !", Er, it's 1 p.m.
 
What did the fisherman's family always have for dinner on Halloween?

Deviled crab.
 
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