Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Some kind of stupid Animal-Halloween cartoons:

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WWGD said:
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And not finding it, judging by all the frowns.
 
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A dog Halloween mask:

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A burglar enters a house in late afternoon. He ties up the woman and asks the man for the money and jewelry.

The man starts crying. «Take whatever you want, but please untie her and let her go.»

The burglar: «You must really love your wife!»

The man: «No, but she's going to be here any minute now.»
 
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How does anyone think of doing this kind of stuff:



source: https://www.facebook.com/MTCExhausts/videos/3359684560816146/
 
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How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
 
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jack action said:
That's the paper from my old home area in New Zealand
Must be a NZ cartoonist
 
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As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice...
 
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When you fill a hot-dog casing with beer, what do you have?

A happy hollow weenie.
 
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jtbell said:
A happy hollow weenie.
Careful...
 
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Hemant said:
How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
A Vegan:
" Sir, what time is it , please"?
A:
"YES, I AM A VEGAN !", Er, it's 1 p.m.
 
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That's a heck of a shadow he's casting. :oldtongue:
 
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What did the fisherman's family always have for dinner on Halloween?

Deviled crab.
 
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