Collection of Lame Jokes

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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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jtbell said:
The first rule of mime club is that you do not talk about mime club.

Or about anything else.
Exception:

 
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WWGD said:

Oh my god, that is so funny!
When I just saw it I laughed out really good for a long time! :biggrin:
I've now got tears in my eyes.
Thanks!
 
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- "How poor are you?"

- "I left the class when the professor said «Pay attention!»"
 
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Who gets those ideas? And who in the world buys them?

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"Alexa, turn off Sidewalk."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
 
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The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.
 
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What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?

Stabilise it.
 
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And before you get there.

Yes, that is a lame joke.
 
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BigInit said:
What do you do when your three-legged horse escapes?

Stabilise it.
And shut the gait behind it.
 
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dextercioby said:
The theory of relativity applied to women's headaches: in some beds they have headaches, in other's they don't.

Sorry if this is a repeat

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fresh_42 said:
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That sucks! :smile:
 
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The other day a chicken walked into the bar. Do you know what it said?
Nothing, because chickens can't talk...
 
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And here is a truly lame one:

What is green, small, and walks alone through the forest?
A cucumber.
And why is that funny?
Because cucumbers come in flocks!
 
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DrGreg said:
That sucks! :smile:
Reminds me of : The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that doesn't suck is if they made vacuum cleaners.
 
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