Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Some kind of stupid Animal-Halloween cartoons:

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WWGD said:
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And not finding it, judging by all the frowns.
 
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A dog Halloween mask:

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A burglar enters a house in late afternoon. He ties up the woman and asks the man for the money and jewelry.

The man starts crying. «Take whatever you want, but please untie her and let her go.»

The burglar: «You must really love your wife!»

The man: «No, but she's going to be here any minute now.»
 
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How does anyone think of doing this kind of stuff:



source: https://www.facebook.com/MTCExhausts/videos/3359684560816146/
 
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How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
 
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jack action said:
That's the paper from my old home area in New Zealand
Must be a NZ cartoonist
 
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As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice...
 
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When you fill a hot-dog casing with beer, what do you have?

A happy hollow weenie.
 
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jtbell said:
A happy hollow weenie.
Careful...
 
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Hemant said:
How will you know if someone is from MIT or Harvard?
They will tell you.
A Vegan:
" Sir, what time is it , please"?
A:
"YES, I AM A VEGAN !", Er, it's 1 p.m.
 
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That's a heck of a shadow he's casting. :oldtongue:
 
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What did the fisherman's family always have for dinner on Halloween?

Deviled crab.
 
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