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I don't get it. Why would Jesus be turning water into fruit punch?
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I don't get it. Why would Jesus be turning water into fruit punch?
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I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.
I'm transfat.
I'm transfat.
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From a Chinese talk show:
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I feel like I'm missing some cultural context. But it reminds me of Blackadder's "I love [my daughter] more than any pig" (which kinda makes sense in context).WWGD said:
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Fromk what I understand, it was a dating show from Chinese TV. Though I can't imagine any context other than an agricultural show where it would make sense and fit in.Ibix said:
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I thought Chinese people are devoted to corn as Irish people are devoted to rice - not at all.
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My other interpretation had been worse:
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I thought 'Ansatz' meant an informal answer.fresh_42 said:
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It is more of a set-up. I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol, but I assume it is supposed to be mixed with something. But you shouldn't order 'Korn' in Germany unless you want to get drunk.WWGD said:
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So ' Korn' is an Ansatz for a headache?fresh_42 said:
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Only the bad ones.WWGD said:
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I hate bad headaches ! ;).fresh_42 said:
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A little cruel, but funny, I thought:
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Fuel?fresh_42 said:
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Just read the ( last) names in order.WWGD said:
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I doubt this is even an option.WWGD said:
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One would think there is NO WAY that could sink.
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Whenever my wife got mad and started harping, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then she would get even madder and stomp her feet. And I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then her face and ears would get all red as she got even angrier. And as she spun around and stormed off to slam a door, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Course we're divorced now but that sure was funny!
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At this point in time I'm not sure if it's illegal to walk into a bank wearing a mask, or not wearing a mask.
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Serving the US Space Force.fresh_42 said: