Collection of Lame Jokes

[JT Smith]

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I don't get it. Why would Jesus be turning water into fruit punch?

 

[jack action]

I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.

I'm transfat.

 

[WWGD]

From a Chinese talk show:

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

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I feel like I'm missing some cultural context. But it reminds me of Blackadder's "I love [my daughter] more than any pig" (which kinda makes sense in context).

 

[WWGD]

I feel like I'm missing some cultural context. But it reminds me of Blackadder's "I love [my daughter] more than any pig" (which kinda makes sense in context).

Fromk what I understand, it was a dating show from Chinese TV. Though I can't imagine any context other than an agricultural show where it would make sense and fit in.

 

[fresh_42]

I thought Chinese people are devoted to corn as Irish people are devoted to rice - not at all.

 

[fresh_42]

My other interpretation had been worse:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

My other interpretation had been worse:

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I thought 'Ansatz' meant an informal answer.

 

[fresh_42]

I thought 'Ansatz' meant an informal answer.

It is more of a set-up. I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol, but I assume it is supposed to be mixed with something. But you shouldn't order 'Korn' in Germany unless you want to get drunk.

 

[WWGD]

It is more of a set-up. I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol, but I assume it is supposed to be mixed with something. But you shouldn't order 'Korn' in Germany unless you want to get drunk.

So ' Korn' is an Ansatz for a headache?

 

[fresh_42]

So ' Korn' is an Ansatz for a headache?

Only the bad ones.

 

[WWGD]

Only the bad ones.

I hate bad headaches ! ;).

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

A little cruel, but funny, I thought:

 

[jack action]

I have no idea what to do with 80% ethanol

Fuel?

 

[WWGD]

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Just read the ( last) names in order.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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I doubt this is even an option.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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One would think there is NO WAY that could sink.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Whenever my wife got mad and started harping, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then she would get even madder and stomp her feet. And I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Then her face and ears would get all red as she got even angrier. And as she spun around and stormed off to slam a door, I would just smile and say "Yes my love". Course we're divorced now but that sure was funny!

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

At this point in time I'm not sure if it's illegal to walk into a bank wearing a mask, or not wearing a mask.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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Serving the US Space Force.