Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #10,021
WWGD said:
How so?

The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.
 
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  • #10,022
Ivan Seeking said:
The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.
Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?
 
  • #10,023
WWGD said:
Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?
Bought what?
 
  • #10,024
Ivan Seeking said:
Bought what?
The paper containing the graffiti.
 
  • #10,025
WWGD said:
The paper containing the graffiti.
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
 
  • #10,026
Ivan Seeking said:
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
Ah, cement, I assumed it was some other material.
 
  • #10,027
Ivan Seeking said:
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?
 
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mfb said:
The picture was posted by the police in Utrecht. I'll make a guess: It was also taken in Utrecht (NL).
https://time.com/5689057/bird-arrest/
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
 
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fresh_42 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
Dudes? No, no horses. Though some horsing around.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
Dude? It was obviously a bird.
 
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Ibix said:
Dude? It was obviously a bird.
The bird is the word.
 
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I've got a German friend who is a sound technician.

I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too.
 
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I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.
 
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DrGreg said:
I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.
The fact that it does is a Brussel sprout.
 
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fresh_42 said:
You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?
"wiigrecht" only comes up as Luxembourgish
 
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After the Blue Origin launch this morning, our TV station cut back to its local talk show which was showing back-to-school fashions, including some retro flapper-style stuff. I said to my wife, "That looks so Twenties... no wait, it IS the Twenties." :doh:
 
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Meaning humanity. Might not make it. Might not make it.
 
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