Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

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Along the same line, I like this one too:

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:

She changes it more often.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Not political

 

[WWGD]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Not political
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I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.

 

[WWGD]

I guess I had written this earlier in this thread, but in India, there was a Court ruling that you have to wear a mask even when driving alone because any place outside your house is a public place, including your car, even if you keep all the windows up. Thereafter, people got fined for not wearing a mask when driving alone.

Wow. While on the topic,

 

[WWGD]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

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The webcomic Questionable Content has one of the characters gets kicked between the legs by a combat robot. His speech bubble appears from off the bottom of the panel: "Metal foot... to... mantenna array... pain level... Shatnerian... in... intensity."

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[nuuskur]

I've tried that but not with hot liquid. It sorta kinda works ..

 

[Swamp Thing]

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A school classmate of mine had the ability to squirt saliva directly out of his salivary gland in a thin stream.

He went to medical college and ended up as a nephrologist, so I don't think he ever had occasion to demonstrate his 'skill' in an interview.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

https://www.newsweek.com/missing-f3...-us-marines-military-asks-public-help-1827675

 

[Ibix]

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https://www.newsweek.com/missing-f3...-us-marines-military-asks-public-help-1827675

Reminds me of the Pepsi Harrier incident.

(And the old "I bought a camouflage jacket, now I can't find it" gag.)

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[256bits]

I don't know where to put this.
Wasn't/ isn't there a cat video thread.
Maybe should go in the kittens thread.

Be forewarned.
all cats grow up to be exactly this.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

A horse goes into a bar and orders a pint.

The bartender says: "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse says "I don't think I am ..." and promptly vanishes from existence.

See, this was a joke about Descartes' famous line from philosophy, "I think, therefore I am."

But if I had explained that before the rest of the joke, it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.