Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #10,021
WWGD said:
How so?

The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.
 
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  • #10,022
Ivan Seeking said:
The graffiti is in Luxembourgian.
Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?
 
  • #10,023
WWGD said:
Maybe they bought it in Luxemburg?
Bought what?
 
  • #10,024
Ivan Seeking said:
Bought what?
The paper containing the graffiti.
 
  • #10,025
WWGD said:
The paper containing the graffiti.
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
 
  • #10,026
Ivan Seeking said:
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
Ah, cement, I assumed it was some other material.
 
  • #10,027
Ivan Seeking said:
I'm talking about the writing on the cement.
You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?
 
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mfb said:
The picture was posted by the police in Utrecht. I'll make a guess: It was also taken in Utrecht (NL).
https://time.com/5689057/bird-arrest/
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
 
  • #10,030
fresh_42 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
Dudes? No, no horses. Though some horsing around.
 
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  • #10,032
fresh_42 said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the dude was searched by interpol!
Dude? It was obviously a bird.
 
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Ibix said:
Dude? It was obviously a bird.
The bird is the word.
 
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  • #10,036
I've got a German friend who is a sound technician.

I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too.
 
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  • #10,038
I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.
 
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DrGreg said:
I don't trust the website I visited for weight loss advice.

It asked me to accept cookies.
The fact that it does is a Brussel sprout.
 
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fresh_42 said:
You can distinguish nederlands from letzebergisch? And even more: you could decipher what was concretely written on the concrete?
"wiigrecht" only comes up as Luxembourgish
 
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  • #10,043
After the Blue Origin launch this morning, our TV station cut back to its local talk show which was showing back-to-school fashions, including some retro flapper-style stuff. I said to my wife, "That looks so Twenties... no wait, it IS the Twenties." :doh:
 
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  • #10,047
Meaning humanity. Might not make it. Might not make it.
 
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