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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I don't get it. He is clearly not wearing socks in his sandals so why is she looking like that??
 
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Sad news.

I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.

But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
 
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jack action said:
Sad news.

I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee.

But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.
But you were seeing Claire Lee already. :wink:
 
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Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with?

Asking for a friend.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I've been really impressed with the guy who cleans toilets in our building. He has a real can do attitude.
Ha ha . He's number 2 in the business!
 
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jack action said:
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with?

Asking for a friend.
Too subtle.

Nontheless.
A Bff you can find at the SPCA - lots of eager friends to choose from.
 
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Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 17, 2021​


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256bits said:
What are the skyscrapers?
Kamikaze terrorist moth traps?
 
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Filip Larsen said:
I don't get it.
I interpreted it to mean that he's deliberately embarassing his daughter in the eyes of every person on the way to school, and then in front of the whole school.

Filip Larsen said:
He is clearly not wearing socks in his sandals
He's not wearing socks in order to maximise the free distribution of his foot pong.
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so why is she looking like that??
Because she's standing really close to his feet. :oldruck:
 
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Bezos is due to be delivered to space in two days. However if he joined Amazon Prime he could be there this afternoon.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Yuck! You never wear pizza with donuts.
... or fruit loops.
 
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fresh_42 said:
... or fruit loops.
You never wear fruit loops in the summer. :oldeyes:
 
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I saw a trailer on TV today for a Laurel & Hardy film to be shown next week. Apparently Laurel & Hardy are working as pest controllers.

Man​
Why are you drilling holes in my floor?
Laurel​
To let the mice in.
Man​
Then why are you putting corks in the holes?
Laurel​
To stop them getting out.
 
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DrGreg said:
I saw a trailer on TV today for a Laurel & Hardy film to be shown next week. Apparently Laurel & Hardy are working as pest controllers.

Man​
Why are you drilling holes in my floor?
Laurel​
To let the mice in.
Man​
Then why are you putting corks in the holes?
Laurel​
To stop them getting out.
I still remember an old 3 Stooges gag where they wanted access to some event but couldn't get in unless they had press passes. So they went into the men's restroom and took the "Press" sign from something like the towel dispensers. Each Stooge grabs a sticker and put it in his wallet. Then they each pass through security while displaying their passes:
Press
Press
Pull

I must have thought that was freaking hilarious when I was 8 or so because it's about the only joke I remember from them.
 
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I keep hoping an alien spacecraft will crash into a SETI antenna.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
[...] it's about the only joke I remember from [the 3 Stooges].
Because of this,... TIL that googling "curly whoop whoop whoop" actually brings up relevant video clips.
 
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WWGD said:
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I'm not 100% sure since I cannot see his face, but I think this little bastard is a notorious thief. But you know, innocent until proven otherwise. We must respect his privacy until then.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I'm not 100% sure since I cannot see his face, but I think this little bastard is a notorious thief. But you know, innocent until proven otherwise. We must respect his privacy until then.
He's a typical jailbird.

And when interrogated he was singing like a bird.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
How do I know that photo was likely taken in Luxembourg?
No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.
 
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WWGD said:
No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.
To avoid offending any Dutchs that jump when anyone says Holland to refer to The Netherlands. Though don't remember any Dutch referring to themselves as " Netherlandese".
 
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WWGD said:
No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.
Nope. I'd bet someone in Nederland just used a photo taken in Luxembourg.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Nope
How so?
 

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