This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
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But you were seeing Claire Lee already.jack action said:
Ha ha . He's number 2 in the business!Ivan Seeking said:
Too subtle.jack action said:
What are the skyscrapers?WWGD said:
Kamikaze terrorist moth traps?256bits said:
I interpreted it to mean that he's deliberately embarassing his daughter in the eyes of every person on the way to school, and then in front of the whole school.Filip Larsen said:
He's not wearing socks in order to maximise the free distribution of his foot pong.Filip Larsen said:
Because she's standing really close to his feet.Filip Larsen said:
Yuck! You never wear pizza with donuts.WWGD said:
... or fruit loops.Ivan Seeking said:
You never wear fruit loops in the summer.fresh_42 said:
Man | Why are you drilling holes in my floor? |
Laurel | To let the mice in. |
Man | Then why are you putting corks in the holes? |
Laurel | To stop them getting out. |
I still remember an old 3 Stooges gag where they wanted access to some event but couldn't get in unless they had press passes. So they went into the men's restroom and took the "Press" sign from something like the towel dispensers. Each Stooge grabs a sticker and put it in his wallet. Then they each pass through security while displaying their passes:DrGreg said:
Because of this,... TIL that googling "curly whoop whoop whoop" actually brings up relevant video clips.Ivan Seeking said:
I'm not 100% sure since I cannot see his face, but I think this little bastard is a notorious thief. But you know, innocent until proven otherwise. We must respect his privacy until then.WWGD said:
He's a typical jailbird.fresh_42 said:
How do I know that photo was likely taken in Luxembourg?WWGD said:
No idea. Close , Netherlands actually.Ivan Seeking said:
To avoid offending any Dutchs that jump when anyone says Holland to refer to The Netherlands. Though don't remember any Dutch referring to themselves as " Netherlandese".WWGD said:
Nope. I'd bet someone in Nederland just used a photo taken in Luxembourg.WWGD said:
How so?Ivan Seeking said: