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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix
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Alternative: what's an odyssey? Whatever it looks at.
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What did Tennesee, boys? She saw what Arkansas.
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What's for dinner in Area 51?
Unidentified frying objects.
Unidentified frying objects.
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The thumb-up is for how lame the joke is.jtbell said:
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?? ?????
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dwarde said:
Don't do ANYTHING !!!
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Still better thandwarde said:
And believe me, I can show you something like that over here!
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Beware of empty sets? Promoting Danish Alphabet?dwarde said:
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Just.. don't...dwarde said:
But actually, in the Netherlands below means "don't park here"
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… and many many other places …Arjan82 said:
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Well there's nothing there, so I think it means "don't do nuthin'".dwarde said:
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It means you are not allowed to drive there by car, motorbike, or bicycle.Ibix said:
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Ibix said:
What's Odyssey? Garfield.
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Or, if talking to a third party,
A lot of foolishness...
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Did you know?
(a convoluted explanation, but hey, who knows?
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(a convoluted explanation, but hey, who knows?
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Next edition comes with Indian elephants.berkeman said:
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Right. It's mostly for Chem majors
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"Where's my dinner?"davenn said:
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dwarde said:
It means, "Don't even think of it!"
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I dont think the numbers are correct but anyway .....
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and following on from the last one ......
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jack action said:
These signs are written in blood... There are people who would grumble about the window not closing properly.
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dextercioby said:
Are you telling me what I can or cannot do??
Stuff you! I'm going to let people tell me what I can or cannot do.
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DaveC426913 said:
Bertrand Russell has entered the chat.
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Wow! THAT is an honor!
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It's nice to know that better times may be ahead. 
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It's the in-between that is frightening! Phil wouldn't be in the hospital otherwise. Btw., don't drive angry! (0:55)Borg said:It's nice to know that better times may be ahead.
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Do not try this IRL!dextercioby said:
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