SHISHKABOB
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http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ or http://www.readability.com/articles/zqlm5gdi if reading it like that is a pain
warning- really long
warning- really long
I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.SHISHKABOB said:
Jimmy Snyder said:I read that joke before, but it was called the widest joke in the world.
Borg said:I think that the margin of error is likely to be pretty large for a poll of one.
Lancelot59 said:So does seven.
checkitagain said:There's a paradox about a barber in a town who only shaves people
who don't shave themselves.
Anyway, when this barber shaves a person, what does he use?
He uses Occam's Razor.
rollcast said:a Scotchman walk into a bar.
Mike said:Would this be a hasbean?
QuarkCharmer said:So does 3+4n rights.
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/decomposing-composers.htmlNaty1 said:What is Mozart doing now?
decomposing.
lisab said:If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
dkotschessaa said:A friend of mine found a mis-subtitled video the other day that had "Brownie in motion" instead of "brownian motion."
It's not a joke yet, but it could be...
OmCheeto said:hmmm... wasn't sure if a "pen is broken" joke was appropriate, but I'll push the envelope.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/485368_405063019523157_205344452828349_1469099_478178142_n.jpg
OmCheeto said:hmmm... wasn't sure if a "pen is broken" joke was appropriate, but I'll push the envelope.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/485368_405063019523157_205344452828349_1469099_478178142_n.jpg
mathwonk said:I m not sure this is a joke. But last week I was having a hard day and I go to my psychiatrist and lie down and start telling my story. He meanwhile is busily taking notes. Then at one point he leans over and asks: "Say, is 'nut job' hyphenated?"
jtbell said:Have you heard about the psychiatrist and proctologist who opened a joint practice?
AlephZero said:There is a genuine partnership of UK solicitors (= US attorneys) called Moody and Woolley.
http://www.moodyandwoolley.co.uk/
Isn't that a paradox?jtbell said:Have you heard about the psychiatrist and proctologist who opened a joint practice?
IMP said:http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397557_308600239173774_100000714007923_1004846_1697206467_n.jpg
dkotschessaa said:Today's math joke:
Two male mathematicians are in a bar.
The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics.
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.
The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress.
He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer one third x cubed.
She repeats `one thir -- dex cue'? He repeats `one third x cubed'.
Her: `one thir dex cuebd'? Yes, that's right, he says. So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, `one thir dex cuebd...'.
The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math.
He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees.
The second man calls over the waitress and asks `what is the integral of x squared?'.
The waitress says `one third x cubed' and while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder `plus a constant'!
AlephZero said:There is a genuine partnership of UK solicitors (= US attorneys) called Moody and Woolley.
http://www.moodyandwoolley.co.uk/