Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #1,321
cobalt124 said:
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?".
:smile:
 
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  • #1,322
WhoWee said:
What did the chicken say to the duck?





Don't mess with my peeps.

:smile:
 
  • #1,323
why don't cannibals eat clowns? they taste funny
 
  • #1,324
The difference between kids and cannibal kids.

What's for dinner Mom?

What's for dinner? Mom?
 
  • #1,325
People who eat vegetables live on planets and moons around Vega.
Because they're Vegans.
 
  • #1,326
FtlIsAwesome said:
People who eat vegetables live on planets and moons around Vega.
Because they're Vegans.

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Flag on the play!
 
  • #1,327
chuck norris doesn't do push ups he is actually pushing the world down
 
  • #1,328
Darken-Sol said:
chuck norris doesn't do push ups he is actually pushing the world down

I heard that's why we have tides...:biggrin:
 
  • #1,329
Lame Shakespeare Quote:

"Tubby, or not tubby. Fat is the question".
 
  • #1,331
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it is pointless...
 
  • #1,332
cobalt124 said:
Lame Shakespeare Quote:

"Tubby, or not tubby. Fat is the question".

Lame landlord joke:

(after showing apartment 2B to a prospective tenant)

"Come on, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."
 
  • #1,333
jtbell said:
Lame landlord joke:

(after showing apartment 2B to a prospective tenant)

"Come on, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."

Ah, but if 2B or not 2B is the answer, then what is the question?
















What's the square root of 4B^2?
 
  • #1,334
IMP said:
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it is pointless...


:smile:
Took me a while to get it though. :shy:
 
  • #1,335
If a zombie became president how would he travel?

He'd use Scare Force One.

--------

Gansta 1: I interrogate my prisoners, then kill them.
Gansta 2: I kill first ask questions later.
Gansta 3: I kill.

--------

EDIT

A supervillian president would fly on Lair Force One.

A fruit president would fly on Pear Force One.

A grizzly? Bear Force One.

An uncommon person? Rare Force One.

A stunt actor? Dare Force One.

A Care Bear? Care Force One.
Ok, that's scary. Forget that one.

A president with an unknown location? Where Force One.

Someone furry? Hair Force One.
 
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  • #1,336
BobG said:
Ah, but if 2B or not 2B is the answer, then what is the question?

:smile:
 
  • #1,337
IMP said:
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?

Never mind, it is pointless...
Did you hear the one about the airplane? Never mind, it's over your head.
2b V ~2b = ?
TB or not TB. That is congestion. Consuption be done about it?
 
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  • #1,338
My math prof. back in the 90's used to start his lectures with an update of his marital life, and slipped it in one day during a lecture on limits.

"Is there anything worse than dividing by zero?
Marrying the wrong person.
But in mathematics, no."
 
  • #1,339
Q: How did the pig feel after losing its voice?
A: Disgruntled.

- The New York Times crossword
 
  • #1,340
PF SAS - Parrot Freedom Security And Safety
 
  • #1,341
FtlIsAwesome said:
PF SAS - Parrot Freedom Security And Safety

:smile: LOLOLOLlololll
 
  • #1,342
Jimmy Snyder said:
TB or not TB. That is congestion. Consuption be done about it?

Yeah, that one? It was painful, let me tell you.



:biggrin:
 
  • #1,343
Even though the Birthers have been given their long-form BC, the conspiracy theories continue as the basis for the After-Birthers movement.
 
  • #1,344
Ivan Seeking said:
After-Birthers movement.

Aren't they called Educaters now?
 
  • #1,345
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  • #1,346
Borek said:
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:smile:
Correction:
3: name.xml
4: ssn.xml
5: password.xml

For those who don't know what this refers to:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/apr/27/psn-security-advice"
 
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  • #1,347
FtlIsAwesome said:
If a zombie became president how would he travel?

He'd use Scare Force One.

--------

Gansta 1: I interrogate my prisoners, then kill them.
Gansta 2: I kill first ask questions later.
Gansta 3: I kill.

--------

EDIT

A supervillian president would fly on Lair Force One.

A fruit president would fly on Pear Force One.

A grizzly? Bear Force One.

An uncommon person? Rare Force One.

A stunt actor? Dare Force One.

A Care Bear? Care Force One.
Ok, that's scary. Forget that one.

A president with an unknown location? Where Force One.

Someone furry? Hair Force One.

lool, You just don't know when to quit...:smile:
 
  • #1,348
Isaacsname said:
lool, You just don't know when to quit...:smile:
What does "quit" mean?
------

What do aerospace and geometry zombies say?

" Plllaaaannneeeesss "

------

Don't name your horse Charlie.
You'll get a charlie-horse.

------

Astronaut: I've been to Saturn and back!
Skeptic: What are trying to pull now?
Astronaut: Some more gee's.
 
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  • #1,349
FtlIsAwesome said:
What does "quit" mean?

It means I saw it first :devil:
:-p ok ok I'll stop now...
 
  • #1,350
Borek said:
Aren't they called Educaters now?

By that logic, the Birthers were all pediatricians.
 

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