Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #13,801
FB_IMG_1666032187694.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Sagittarius A-Star, DennisN, pinball1970 and 3 others
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #13,802
_nc_ohc=cdZWaWHQ2fIAX8pi-vt&_nc_ht=scontent-dus1-1.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, DennisN, pinball1970 and 4 others
  • #13,803
finnish-flag.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, DennisN, Wrichik Basu and 3 others
  • #13,804
_nc_ohc=CEmIVYgc1vAAX_-GOdZ&_nc_ht=scontent-dus1-1.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: MikeeMiracle, pinball1970, jack action and 3 others
  • #13,805
20221018_005016.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: davenn, DennisN, pinball1970 and 5 others
  • #13,806
20221014_051107.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn and BillTre
  • #13,807
20221011_005227.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: strangerep, berkeman, jack action and 3 others
  • #13,808
FB_IMG_1666092153527.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, WWGD, BillTre and 4 others
  • #13,809
And if you really are stupid, you'll actually pay $269 for it.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, fresh_42, Wrichik Basu and 1 other person
  • #13,810
_nc_ohc=F-fB1MP9IY4AX-OG2RW&_nc_ht=scontent-muc2-1.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: davenn, pinball1970 and BillTre
  • #13,811
fresh_42 said:
That should be FL600. FL60 doesn't exist, and FL060 means 6,000 ft. Commercial aircrafts generally cruise at or above FL300.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: berkeman
  • #13,812
Wife: "Look, that drunk over there!"
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, BillTre, Borg and 1 other person
  • #13,813
20221019_230420.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Bystander, jack action, phinds and 2 others
  • #13,814
20221019_230840.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, pinball1970, Bystander and 1 other person
  • #13,815
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, berkeman and phinds
  • #13,816
A classic:
20221019_230504.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, jack action and Wrichik Basu
  • #13,817
FB_IMG_16662847465241626.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: davenn, DrClaude, collinsmark and 5 others
  • #13,818
WWGD said:
That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: WWGD
  • #13,819
Screen Shot 2022-10-20 at 9.12.40 AM.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn, jack action and berkeman
  • #13,821
dextercioby said:
[...height & weight..]
He missed an obvious one at the end...

"Why does my weight matter?"

"I need to know whether my bathroom scales will be safe around you."
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: Wrichik Basu and dextercioby
  • #13,822
FB_IMG_16663536666223488.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: WWGD, davenn, strangerep and 4 others
  • #13,823
1666357767531.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: DrClaude, davenn, strangerep and 3 others
  • #13,824
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: davenn
  • #13,825
fresh_42 said:
Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.
Beat me to that comment.
 
  • #13,826
Today I learned that Barilla is being sued for claiming that it's Italy's number one brand of pasta, even though it's actually made in Iowa.

In other words, it's accused of being an impasta.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: strangerep, jack action, collinsmark and 4 others
  • #13,828
Screen Shot 2022-10-21 at 7.27.50 AM.png
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Love
Likes   Reactions: WWGD, DrClaude, davenn and 6 others
  • #13,829
Halloween twin engine:
1666369181163.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: WWGD, strangerep, BillTre and 3 others

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 10 ·
Replies
10
Views
992
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
5K
Replies
2
Views
4K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
  • · Replies 420 ·
15
Replies
420
Views
43K
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
2K
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
2K