Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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And if you really are stupid, you'll actually pay $269 for it.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That should be FL600. FL60 doesn't exist, and FL060 means 6,000 ft. Commercial aircrafts generally cruise at or above FL300.
 
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Wife: "Look, that drunk over there!"
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."
 
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A classic:
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WWGD said:
That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.
 
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dextercioby said:
[...height & weight..]
He missed an obvious one at the end...

"Why does my weight matter?"

"I need to know whether my bathroom scales will be safe around you."
 
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fresh_42 said:
Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.
Beat me to that comment.
 
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Today I learned that Barilla is being sued for claiming that it's Italy's number one brand of pasta, even though it's actually made in Iowa.

In other words, it's accused of being an impasta.
 
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