Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Borg]

And if you really are stupid, you'll actually pay $269 for it.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

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That should be FL600. FL60 doesn't exist, and FL060 means 6,000 ft. Commercial aircrafts generally cruise at or above FL300.

 

[fresh_42]

Wife: "Look, that drunk over there!"
Husband: "Don't tell me you know him."
Wife: "Yes, I dated him five years ago. He proposed to me, but I declined."
Husband: "Unbelievable, he is still partying."

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

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"Too slow, Los Angeles. We're already out of your airspace."

 

[WWGD]

A classic:

 

[DennisN]

 

[pinball1970]

A classic:

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That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[strangerep]

[...height & weight..]

He missed an obvious one at the end...

"Why does my weight matter?"

"I need to know whether my bathroom scales will be safe around you."

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.

 

[Borg]

Looks surprisingly similar to the ear test for wifes.

Beat me to that comment.

 

[jtbell]

Today I learned that Barilla is being sued for claiming that it's Italy's number one brand of pasta, even though it's actually made in Iowa.

In other words, it's accused of being an impasta.

 

[Swamp Thing]

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And teachers?

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

Halloween twin engine:

 

[Bystander]

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Huh?