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Oh, come on. THINK about it.Bystander said:
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
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Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.phinds said:
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Now I'm totally baffled.fresh_42 said:
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Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?fresh_42 said:
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I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:Bystander said:
a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head
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"Who's on first?"phinds said:
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Witch one?phinds said:
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Ah. I thought you were responding to the mom's eye testfresh_42 said:
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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
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A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.
It's for two knights only.
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Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.
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Spraking of jobs.
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Evolution can be painstakingly slow...
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Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."
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not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)pinball1970 said:
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I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated".
It hasn't come out yet.
It hasn't come out yet.