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Oh, come on. THINK about it.Bystander said:
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
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Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.phinds said:
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Now I'm totally baffled.fresh_42 said:
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Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?fresh_42 said:
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I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:Bystander said:
a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head
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"Who's on first?"phinds said:
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Witch one?phinds said:
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Ah. I thought you were responding to the mom's eye testfresh_42 said:
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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
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A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.
It's for two knights only.
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Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.
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Spraking of jobs.
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Evolution can be painstakingly slow...
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Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."
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not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)pinball1970 said:
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I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated".
It hasn't come out yet.
It hasn't come out yet.