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Oh, come on. THINK about it.Bystander said:
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.
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Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.phinds said:
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Now I'm totally baffled.fresh_42 said:
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Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?fresh_42 said:
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I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:Bystander said:
a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head
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"Who's on first?"phinds said:
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Witch one?phinds said:
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Ah. I thought you were responding to the mom's eye testfresh_42 said:
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A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
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A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.
It's for two knights only.
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Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.
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Spraking of jobs.
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Evolution can be painstakingly slow...
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Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."
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not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)pinball1970 said:
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I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated".
It hasn't come out yet.
It hasn't come out yet.
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