Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

Huh?

Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.

 

[fresh_42]

Huh?

Oh, come on. THINK about it.

My daughter, who has two kids, loved it.

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

 

[Bystander]

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

Now I'm totally baffled.

 

[phinds]

Some show-off's wife has a Porsche.

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

 

[phinds]

Now I'm totally baffled.

I have no idea about the Porsche, but for the mother:

Spoiler

a mother has to have eyes in the back of her head

 

[Bystander]

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

"Who's on first?"

 

[fresh_42]

Now it's my turn to say ... HUH?

 

[DennisN]

Halloween twin engine:

Witch one?

 

[phinds]

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Ah. I thought you were responding to the mom's eye test

 

[DennisN]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

A shop assistant fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

 

[davenn]

A Medieval jousting tournament will be held on our village green this week.
It's for two knights only.

 

[davenn]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Manager: Awesome! I'll keep that in mind for whenever a rush job comes in over a weekend.

 

[dextercioby]

Spraking of jobs.

 

[DennisN]

Evolution can be painstakingly slow...

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

Landlord: "Come now, Mr. Shakespeare, make up your mind about this apartment! 2B or not 2B, that is the question."

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

That's doctored? If no, I'm posting that to my fast food out lets. You need to keep up guys. Give something spectacularly greedy to aim at.

not sure. I'm in if it is. Enough for a month. There are places that offer portions this size that have a deal: You pay only if you can't finish the whole thig. Makes up for some grotesque moments and even ambulances at times ( or so I've heard)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated".

It hasn't come out yet.