Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
 
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What did the librarian say when a man asked if there is a book about Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dogs?

"It rings a bell, but I'm not really sure if it is there or not."
 
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Rear brake tap 1, Rear brake tap 2, ...

Sorry, only motocross racers will probably understand that... :smile:
 
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kuruman said:
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Three- tense=thirtye
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It tastes good, but, it takes a while to, well, dislodge from my system. Somehow in my phone apps display, the McD's app is next to my step tracker app. Ironic.
 
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