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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
 
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What did the librarian say when a man asked if there is a book about Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dogs?

"It rings a bell, but I'm not really sure if it is there or not."
 
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kuruman said:
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Three- tense=thirtye
DennisN said:
It tastes good, but, it takes a while to, well, dislodge from my system. Somehow in my phone apps display, the McD's app is next to my step tracker app. Ironic.
 
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