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sbrothy
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https://satwcomic.com/food-crimesfresh_42 said:
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Nonsense, they both belong together … and with curry.sbrothy said:
Edit: This delicacy was served to me some years back. I put it on my Facebook feed to upset all my Italian collaborators.
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Orodruin said:
Those who put artichokes, capers, and anchovies on a pizza shall not complain!
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Fun fact: When pizza was first introduced in Sweden, it was typically listed under ”fish dishes” in finer restaurants as anchovies were the typical topping.fresh_42 said:
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The french word for physics is la physique. So if @Greg Bernhardt was french, this would be a body building site.
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Let's be honest. It's a taco that was forgotten to be folded.Orodruin said:
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Ha. Still, I like it better as the mind-building site that it is. Viva la PF.Borg said:
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The same holds in Swedish where both physics and physique are “fysik”. Before administration decided a university should not run a gym (nonsense, that place was probably the source of more cross-field collaboration than any seminar series) the work gym was called “förbättrad fysik” (improved physics/physique).Borg said:
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The Swedes already took the temperature scale upside down.Orodruin said:
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling" he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling" he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?
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Darn, that took a while for me to get.berkeman said:
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No problems there. If you look at the staff lines on the wall, it's the wrong note.DennisN said:Darn, that took a while for me to get.
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Anyone else see a stoned bear waving?
Not until you asked the question.
I think the head & snout look more like a fish though...
and a further look shows a laughing fish with your forepaw being the lower jaw.
Definitely a temperature inversion hold those flat-topped clouds down.
Arrgh, enough foolishness, back to the grind...
Not until you asked the question.
I think the head & snout look more like a fish though...
and a further look shows a laughing fish with your forepaw being the lower jaw.
Definitely a temperature inversion hold those flat-topped clouds down.
Arrgh, enough foolishness, back to the grind...
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It's comforting to know I'm not the worst one. My favorite pizza is Hawaii (with pineapple).Orodruin said:
And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs
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There are places where you can get a pizza with a full hamburger meal on top.DennisN said:And there was (is?) a place somewhere in the city where they had pizza with Swedish meatballs
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The problem was all the priors …WWGD said: