Collection of Lame Jokes

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[fresh_42]

 

[jbriggs444]

Any way of telling appart the edible from the toxic?

There is the obvious way. As above, it takes about seven days.

 

[WWGD]

There is the obvious way. As above, it takes about seven days.

Well, my antidepressant finally kicked in, so that option's out for now.

 

[DaveC426913]

I was watching Australian Master Chef the other day.

Some guy made a meringue and everyobdy cheered.

Which is weird because they usually boo meringue.

 

[WWGD]

I was watching Australian Master Chef the other day.

Some guy made a meringue and everyobdy cheered.

Which is weird because they usually boo meringue.

How about the other guy, Jerry? What did Jerry do?

 

[jack action]

Not really a joke - because it is true - but it made me laugh.

So I'm checking this thread which led me to look for ad blockers. Then I'm checking my PF account settings after reading this thread. I, of course, use a browser where I'm not logged into my PF account to see who can view my profile. Because I'm not logged in, I have now ads on every PF page. This Google ad pops in:

I'm not sure what is more funny:

• The audacity of Google to show this ad;
• Or the irony of an ad blocker using ads (with Google Ad - no less!)

 

[gmax137]

I was watching Australian Master Chef the other day.

Some guy made a meringue and everyobdy cheered.

Which is weird because they usually boo meringue.

 

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[Orodruin]

Dump him!

 

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Dump him!

As long as they're not $cos(nz)$ ( I can hear the banjo playing)

 

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

King of the road!

 

[BillTre]

 

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[fresh_42]

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'Kant' is not pronounced like 'can't', neither the British nor the American version. It is pronounced like a word I will not use here. Will say, there is no excuse for you to mispronounce it like e.g. Schrödinger.

 

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'Kant' is not pronounced like 'can't', neither the British nor the American version. It is pronounced like a word I will not use here. Will say, there is no excuse for you to mispronounce it like e.g. Schrödinger.

I bet Chaka Khan can ..

 

[difalcojr]

Ach, ich bin ein dummkopf! Schiff! Oh, Schutz! Having trouble mit Lifshitz again.

 

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I got some looks a while back when I mixed dummkopf with dummf$%k.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[Orodruin]

 

[topsquark]

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I know, right? Those nails are bitchin'!

-Dan

 

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[Borg]

I have one of those at my house.