Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

An English teacher becomes a pirate captain...

Yeoman: The cannons be ready, cap'n!
Captain: Arrre!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[Ricardito Everlastin]

"Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinkin'
What the hell have you been drinkin'?
Is it whisky? Is it Wine?
Oh my god it's turpentine!"

A variation I've heard:

"Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinking:
If the world were made of glass;
Everybody in creation'd
fall and slide upon their Lincoln Lincoln... (repeat)"

Variation:
Rastus, Tastus, I been thinking...
If the world were made of glass;
Everybody in creation
Would go flyin' on their Rastus, Tastus (etc.)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

What sound does an airplane door make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jtbell]

Worst. Coffee. Ever.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

linguistic differences between North and South are many. Here are two of them.

Some people in the South don't say "thank you", they say "preesheateit"

Some people in the North don't say "did you eat yet?", they say "jeetchet?"

 

[dextercioby]