Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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An English teacher becomes a pirate captain...

Yeoman: The cannons be ready, cap'n!
Captain: Arrre!
 
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nismaratwork said:
"Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinkin'
What the hell have you been drinkin'?
Is it whisky? Is it Wine?
Oh my god it's turpentine!"

A variation I've heard:

"Lincoln Lincoln I've been thinking:
If the world were made of glass;
Everybody in creation'd
fall and slide upon their Lincoln Lincoln... (repeat)"
Variation:
Rastus, Tastus, I been thinking...
If the world were made of glass;
Everybody in creation
Would go flyin' on their Rastus, Tastus (etc.)
 
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What sound does an airplane door make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing!
 
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Worst. Coffee. Ever.

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linguistic differences between North and South are many. Here are two of them.

Some people in the South don't say "thank you", they say "preesheateit"

Some people in the North don't say "did you eat yet?", they say "jeetchet?"
 
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