Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

The problem was all the priors …

Yes, I was about to change the joke to include priors. Before your comment posterior to it.

Really, I was about to edit it to add that.

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

The real Schrödinger's cat: you don't know anything, unless you open the fridge.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Undercover K9 unit.

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jack action]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Watch from 06:17...

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Baluncore]

There is a kind of Mushroom that if eaten once is enough to feed a person Until the end of his life.

After consuming Amanita, it can take a week. After having the symptoms of a mild cold for two or three days, you get pretty hungry, especially on the 4th day when you feel much better. Just when you thought the illness was over, you enter three days of progressive liver, then multiple organ failure, and it is your life that is over.

Is there a faster acting toxic fungi than Amanita toxin ?

 

[WWGD]

After consuming Amanita, it can take a week. After having the symptoms of a mild cold for two or three days, you get pretty hungry, especially on the 4th day when you feel much better. Just when you thought the illness was over, you enter three days of progressive liver, then multiple organ failure, and it is your life that is over.

Is there a faster acting toxic fungi than Amanita toxin ?

Any way of telling appart the edible from the toxic?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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A pigeon is a machine for converting bird seed into cat food.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[phinds]

This is my next shop tool, in case I need more drilling power than the battery can provide