Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Is art ok? 15-year work in progress. Artist in background.

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Poor elephant...

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Whatever it is ... Just Don't!

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DennisN said:
Reminds me of this one:

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”What you explain in class”
Vs
”What they put in the exam”
 
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I love the little snippets at the end of the Big Bang episodes.

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A man came home from fishing today.
His wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother!!!"

He opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold......... He asked himself:
"What the hell is she talking about??"
 
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fresh_42 said:
This requires context:

First of all, yes, it is a real pizza and no photoshop is involved. Second, there is a story attached. In 2020, a Swedish guy called Stellan Johansson got 10 kg of kiwis as a gift from his brother and the brother’s wife - who grew them themselves. Not knowing what to do with that amount of fruit, Stellan started trying kiwi in all sorts of cooking. Finally he brought kiwi to the local pizzeria and asked them to make a pizza Hawaii, but use his kiwi instead of pineapple. He had to ask three times before the staff understood what he wanted.

He took a photo and posted it on Facebook. It went viral.

Here is a contemporary summary from a Swedish news outlet (in Swedish): https://www.expressen.se/kvallsposten/stellans-pizza-blev-en-snackis-i-hela-varlden/
 
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If you can see this, then a wave function collapsed.
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Borg said:
I love the little snippets at the end of the Big Bang episodes.

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Sounds like a story of Nasreddin. The one listed on that page about the donkey is my favourite.
 
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Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 

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