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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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She said she missed me
Normally, that would make me happy, but ...
She was busy reloading.
Normally, that would make me happy, but ...
She was busy reloading.
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This is my wife exactly but you have to add continual Facebook Messenger sounds from likes - either a loud fireworks sound or do, Do, DO, POP!
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And don't address your dog with 'Lady, come here!' at the dog park.WWGD said:
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Topologically, it is a donut. Break off the handle and see if that helps.phinds said:
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Did you know that it is not recommendable to yawn around your coffee machine? They can feel it! As soon as they recognize they start to demand to fill up all possible stuff, take extra long to get hot, and request descaling.phinds said:
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Though it's harder to dunk your cup in coffee ;).jbriggs444 said:
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Maybe you should drink from a Klein bottle...WWGD said:
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says to it: "Hey, haven't you been in here every day this week? Are you some kind of a lush or something?"
The horse replies "I don't think I am," and immediately disappears in a puff of smoke.
You see, a famous philosopher once explained that his own existence was real by saying "I think, therefore I am." Since the horse denied that statement, it ceased to exist.
I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
The bartender says to it: "Hey, haven't you been in here every day this week? Are you some kind of a lush or something?"
The horse replies "I don't think I am," and immediately disappears in a puff of smoke.
You see, a famous philosopher once explained that his own existence was real by saying "I think, therefore I am." Since the horse denied that statement, it ceased to exist.
I'd have explained that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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JeffJo said:
We really, really, really do.Ibix said:
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It's missing the handle ! You gave me a plate!malawi_glenn said:
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Ibix said:
How about this one?Bystander said:
It's a potted plant, so it's grown.
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Groan emoji was here when it was younger. It's not here anymore now it's all groan up and so left.
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You need to perform a rotationWWGD said:
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My bad. I didnt see the part with the icing ;).malawi_glenn said:
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But my wife insists buying those coffee "mugs" with no handles. I don't get it, she never drinks coffee and they can not be smoothly transitioned into dounoughts. GarbageWWGD said:
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All you need is a 9 mm drill.malawi_glenn said:
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I have some drills.Orodruin said:
Could be tomorrows DIY project.
I was thinking about this as my revenge
I don't like colmans mustard, but my wife does not like any kind of mustard. Not even dijon.
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dough not buy them then.malawi_glenn said:
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fresh_42 said:
That doesn't work in my country.
But Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch does.