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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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phinds said:
It Takes Two (1995) said:
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Borg
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People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
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I knew someone who worked for a road crew. I refused to believe that he was stealing on the job but when I visited his house, all the signs were there.
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Can you bear a couple of more jokes on the topic?
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This is not a joke, but it's pretty lame so it goes here...
I was just mulling over that a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, but an ounce of gold is heavier than an ounce of feathers.
I was just mulling over that a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, but an ounce of gold is heavier than an ounce of feathers.
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OK what did the woman say when a steam roller ran over her cat.
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Needs a "No way!" reaction.dextercioby said:
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I worked in a power plant with a guy named Jose. He had "Hose B" written in Sharpie on his hard hat.
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great NYT parody article
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Le Sot CréduleBWV said:
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Name's Stretch?dextercioby said:
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Katzhund.Bystander said:
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What's another word for thesaurus?quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
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"That book by Roger, something about a dinosaur," according to contacts in the world of bookselling.Robert Jansen said:
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What an offer!
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They run those specials at my grocery store all the time. You just have to notice that they've doubled the price from the previous week. When the 'sale' ends, the price reverts back to what it was.
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