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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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phinds said:
It Takes Two (1995) said:
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Borg
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People used to laugh at me when I would say "I want to be a comedian", well nobody's laughing now.
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I knew someone who worked for a road crew. I refused to believe that he was stealing on the job but when I visited his house, all the signs were there.
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Can you bear a couple of more jokes on the topic?
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This is not a joke, but it's pretty lame so it goes here...
I was just mulling over that a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, but an ounce of gold is heavier than an ounce of feathers.
I was just mulling over that a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold, but an ounce of gold is heavier than an ounce of feathers.
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OK what did the woman say when a steam roller ran over her cat.
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Needs a "No way!" reaction.dextercioby said:
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I worked in a power plant with a guy named Jose. He had "Hose B" written in Sharpie on his hard hat.
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great NYT parody article
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Le Sot CréduleBWV said:
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Name's Stretch?dextercioby said:
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Katzhund.Bystander said:
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What's another word for thesaurus?quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
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"That book by Roger, something about a dinosaur," according to contacts in the world of bookselling.Robert Jansen said:
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What an offer!
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They run those specials at my grocery store all the time. You just have to notice that they've doubled the price from the previous week. When the 'sale' ends, the price reverts back to what it was.
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