Collection of Lame Jokes

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[benorin]

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Oh, the irony!

 

[fresh_42]

Oh, the irony!

Indeed! And London isn't the cheapest place to work. The position requires at least a ticket for the tube and money to have lunch.

 

[benorin]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

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[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

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[davenn]

 

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[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

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I know of women with first name ' Isla'. An island onto herself.

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

Meeting someone I hadn't seen in a while.
Her: " I don't remember what you look like"
Me: " Don't worry, I remember what I look like".

 

[mjc123]

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And, of course, Man is an island.

(Isle of Man, for those unfamiliar with UK geography.)

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Remembering a funny moment with my mom. Don't know if I already " Told it":

I went out to eat with mom. Service was horrible from beginning to end. We left the restaurant, gave no tip whatsoever.
Waiter approaches us as we're exiting the place. He says : " Ma' am, service is not included". My mom replies: " Yes, I can tell". And we walked out.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

I don't know what is more disturbing, the soup or the liquor ...