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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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huh?
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The joke is that formatting tables in LaTeX is the limiting factor in finishing my master's degree.phinds said:
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I was at a brewery of wine, meads and ciders the other day. When talking to the bartender I asked
"What did the grape say when it got stood on?"
"Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
She laughed. I told her she can use it and she said she deffo would.
"What did the grape say when it got stood on?"
"Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
She laughed. I told her she can use it and she said she deffo would.
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Well, hey ... it's Florida. Very laid back and indifferent to spelling.
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Things happen. You start to write and in the middle of the sentence, you start thinking about cottages, or art.phinds said:
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Common last words of excavator drivers: What idiot laid a gas line here?
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I'm in a bit of a hurry, but it's about to get exciting!
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That attachment links to the PF black hole.fresh_42 said:
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Strange, I am sure it had worked. I corrected it.Orodruin said:
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100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned!
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned!
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fresh_42 said:
Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
England.
Scotland
N. Ireland
Southern Ireland.
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pinball1970 said:
I remember drinking with English ladies on a few occasions. Let me put it this way: my Russian training wasn't in vain.
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Whenever Americans would hear that my wife is Russian, they would often ask if she drinks vodka. It always bugged her to no end until I told her to reply "No, do you drink moonshine?".
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Borg said:
My Russian girlfriend at the time and I ran into a group of Russians celebrating a wedding at a Russian monument in Berlin. I wanted to take a shot offered by the group but she didn't let me. And as far as I remember it was mainly men who drank (a lot) and not women.
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jtbell
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At first sight I missed the "C" and thought, "at least it doesn't say "OLLAGE".
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-7108799
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-7108799
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dextercioby
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I hope this level of banter is allowed.
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phinds said:
ahhhh Mike and Joelle ... they have fun FB and instagram channels
a really nice NZ couple
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No wonder aliens dont want to make contact with us
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Rowing scandal! Rower tests positive for outboard motor!
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A little bit of mortar and paint will do.
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