Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.

And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

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Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

 

[WWGD]

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

Let's combine them! Give 'Steep Descent' a new meaning.

 

[fresh_42]

The Swiss have funny sports, too. Hornussen.

He is supposed to hit that tiny black thing on the rail to his left.

And they are supposed to bring it down.

We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).

 

[DrGreg]

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

See Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake for details.

 

[Swamp Thing]

I understood that @BillTre has planned to visit @phinds but is now considering whether he can afford it.

I interpreted it as Bill Tre going, "Hey, I didn't know that was a thing. I'm going to charge my party guests from now on!"

 

[berkeman]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Arjan82]

We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).

True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:

 

[Orodruin]

True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……

 

[fresh_42]

I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……

We have a separate thread if you want to speak about Duplantis.

 

[BillTre]

True mainly played in the Eastern part of the country, in the North, the Frisians do this thing called fierljeppen though:

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Apparently originated from how farmers moved through the fields:
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Reminds me of something from the Fury Road movie:

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.

 

[Orodruin]

What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.

Whether it hits or not …

 

[berkeman]

What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.

There's a conundrum with the sign, "Do not pet the animals behind this sign".

 

[fresh_42]

I found his hunting knife.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

 

[256bits]

What does he shoot with? Most signs are dead after the first bullet.

could be the signs were just wounded; he he put them out of their pain and misery.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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Vigilante Joyce-tice!

(Also, there's a TO missing from the sign.)

 

[fresh_42]

Vigilante Joyce-tice!

(Also, there's a TO missing from the sign.)

Maybe it's past tense and not an infinitive.

 

[Ibix]

Maybe it's past tense and not an infinitive.

That makes even less sense!

 

[fresh_42]

That makes even less sense!

Not as a state: "read Ulysses"

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

I mean, pole vault is an olympic sport ……

From the Olympics:
" Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
" No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"

 

[DaveC426913]

17. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Pendant says: actually anyone can drown a fish, if they choose the species carefully...

 

[phinds]

My daughter is cleaning out my attic and found this. It was given to me by a coworker many years ago

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

Added banana for scale:

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[phinds]

 

[dwarde]

 

[jack action]

 

[Mayhem]

 

[phinds]

huh?

 

[Mayhem]

huh?

The joke is that formatting tables in LaTeX is the limiting factor in finishing my master's degree.

 

[TheVinylGuy]

I was at a brewery of wine, meads and ciders the other day. When talking to the bartender I asked
"What did the grape say when it got stood on?"
"Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
She laughed. I told her she can use it and she said she deffo would.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Well, hey ... it's Florida. Very laid back and indifferent to spelling.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, hey ... it's Florida. Very laid back and indifferent to spelling.

Things happen. You start to write and in the middle of the sentence, you start thinking about cottages, or art.

 

[dwarde]

 

[berkeman]