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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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BillTre said:
Is this a guy on top pushing the wall away with his foot?
That's the thing with physics: he might just be bracing himself to push the chimney away.
 
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BillTre said:
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"Why? How."

I thought it was "Because." (the center fielder made him do it)
 
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It is definitely too hot here.


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pinball1970 said:
Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
 
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A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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DennisN said:
Gosh, that is so funny! :biggrin:
I cheated just a little bit.
The third one is also Scotland, and the last one, that looks like everyone walked out of the pub then just fell over, is somewhere in Yorkshire.
 
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DrGreg said:
Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5
There was another fake going around in Spanish with a Japanese swimmer allegedly named Yokasi Maogo (sounding like the Spanish yo casi me ahogo - I am almost drowning)

This one is not fake though … I’ll just leave it here. Mods may delete if it crosses a line but those are their names …
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They won the men’s synchronized diving event.
 
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DennisN said:
A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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Maybe you can eat lunch under the sunlamps... sort of multitasking during lunch hour!
 
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