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The joke is that formatting tables in LaTeX is the limiting factor in finishing my master's degree.phinds said:
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I was at a brewery of wine, meads and ciders the other day. When talking to the bartender I asked
"What did the grape say when it got stood on?"
"Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
She laughed. I told her she can use it and she said she deffo would.
"What did the grape say when it got stood on?"
"Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
She laughed. I told her she can use it and she said she deffo would.
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Well, hey ... it's Florida. Very laid back and indifferent to spelling.
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Things happen. You start to write and in the middle of the sentence, you start thinking about cottages, or art.phinds said:
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Common last words of excavator drivers: What idiot laid a gas line here?
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I'm in a bit of a hurry, but it's about to get exciting!
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That attachment links to the PF black hole.fresh_42 said:
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Strange, I am sure it had worked. I corrected it.Orodruin said:
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100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned!
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.
The stables have turned!
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fresh_42 said:
Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.
England.
Scotland
N. Ireland
Southern Ireland.
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pinball1970 said:
I remember drinking with English ladies on a few occasions. Let me put it this way: my Russian training wasn't in vain.
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Borg said:
My Russian girlfriend at the time and I ran into a group of Russians celebrating a wedding at a Russian monument in Berlin. I wanted to take a shot offered by the group but she didn't let me. And as far as I remember it was mainly men who drank (a lot) and not women.
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At first sight I missed the "C" and thought, "at least it doesn't say "OLLAGE".
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-7108799
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-7108799
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I hope this level of banter is allowed.
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Rowing scandal! Rower tests positive for outboard motor!
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A little bit of mortar and paint will do.
