Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Snapshot of an endangered species​

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

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If this is what you see on a Ferris wheel, you clearly have been using it wrong:

 

[fresh_42]

If this is what you see on a Ferris wheel, you clearly have been using it wrong:

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I bet he'd rather saw this:

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

SO true !

 

[DennisN]

Snapshot of an endangered species

What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?

 

[fresh_42]

What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?

It's the predecessor model of this one, foldable.

 

[jack action]

What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?

It is most likely a Gutenberg. I cannot be more specific on the model as they all pretty much look the same since the B42.

 

[jtbell]

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"'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS... IS AN X-TWITTER!!"

 

[fresh_42]

Scottish women pulling their husbands out of the pub.

 

[Orodruin]

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On the same theme …

 

[jtbell]

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I bet those won't make it under any airline's weight limit.

 

[fresh_42]

I bet those won't make it under any airline's weight limit.

I definitely wouldn't want to sit under the overhead compartment where it's put.

 

[Ibix]

A man was found dead in a vat of crushed chickpeas. Police say they are treating his death as hummuscide.

 

[WWGD]

A man was found dead in a vat of crushed chickpeas. Police say they are treating his death as hummuscide.

In a vat?( German pronunciation).

 

[Orodruin]

In a vat?( German pronunciation).

 

[jtbell]

Scottish women pulling their husbands out of the pub.

Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.

 

[berkeman]

Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.

Yikes! You know it's serious when the wives wear helmets!

 

[fresh_42]

Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.

And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

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Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

 

[WWGD]

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

Let's combine them! Give 'Steep Descent' a new meaning.

 

[fresh_42]

The Swiss have funny sports, too. Hornussen.

He is supposed to hit that tiny black thing on the rail to his left.

And they are supposed to bring it down.

We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).

 

[DrGreg]

Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.

See Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake for details.

 

[Swamp Thing]

I understood that @BillTre has planned to visit @phinds but is now considering whether he can afford it.

I interpreted it as Bill Tre going, "Hey, I didn't know that was a thing. I'm going to charge my party guests from now on!"

 

[berkeman]