Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Snapshot of an endangered species​


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  • #19,685
jack action said:
If this is what you see on a Ferris wheel, you clearly have been using it wrong:


I bet he'd rather saw this:

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SO true !
 
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fresh_42 said:
Snapshot of an endangered species
What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?
 
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DennisN said:
What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?

It's the predecessor model of this one, foldable.


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DennisN said:
What a weird looking phone! Anyone know which model it is?
It is most likely a Gutenberg. I cannot be more specific on the model as they all pretty much look the same since the B42.
 
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fresh_42 said:
"'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS... IS AN X-TWITTER!!"
 
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Scottish women pulling their husbands out of the pub.

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jtbell said:
I bet those won't make it under any airline's weight limit. :wink:
I definitely wouldn't want to sit under the overhead compartment where it's put.
 
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A man was found dead in a vat of crushed chickpeas. Police say they are treating his death as hummuscide.
 
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Ibix said:
A man was found dead in a vat of crushed chickpeas. Police say they are treating his death as hummuscide.
In a vat?( German pronunciation).
 
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WWGD said:
In a vat?( German pronunciation).
 
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fresh_42 said:
Scottish women pulling their husbands out of the pub.
Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.
 
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jtbell said:
Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.
Yikes! You know it's serious when the wives wear helmets!

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jtbell said:
Whereas Finnish husbands carry their wives.
And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

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fresh_42 said:
And the English don't need wives. They compete with cheese.

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Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.
 
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WWGD said:
Safer than Pamplona. Running with the cheeses doesn't sound as cool, dangerous.
Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.
 
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phinds said:
Yeah but they do it on a steep grade.
Let's combine them! Give 'Steep Descent' a new meaning.
 
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The Swiss have funny sports, too. Hornussen.

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He is supposed to hit that tiny black thing on the rail to his left.

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And they are supposed to bring it down.

We have Klootschieten at the coast, also played in the Netherlands (related tribes).
 
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fresh_42 said:
I understood that @BillTre has planned to visit @phinds but is now considering whether he can afford it.
I interpreted it as Bill Tre going, "Hey, I didn't know that was a thing. I'm going to charge my party guests from now on!"
 
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