Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Orodruin said:

Why does the Swedish Navy have not?

Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
 
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So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.

The food was great but the bill was enormous.
 
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What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?

Discus.
 
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Hippo Campus​


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Hips On Campus​


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Pee-wee football team's grand entrance to the football field...

 
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Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
 
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WWGD said:
Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
Don't forget the hockey players in Edmonton. :wink:

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Have you seen the new reality TV series "Gilligan's Astronauts"?

They went out for a :music: ten-day cruise :music: and got marooned...
 
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My inner Monk cries with happiness​



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One of mine...

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When doing press ups, Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up...
He pushes the Earth away.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
 
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