Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

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Why does the Swedish Navy have not?

Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.

 

[edwardII]

 

[jack action]

So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.

The food was great but the bill was enormous.

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?

Discus.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

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Is he know an Excel?

 

[Orodruin]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

Hippo Campus​

Hips On Campus​

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

Pee-wee football team's grand entrance to the football field...

 

[WWGD]

Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.

 

[Swamp Thing]

 

[jtbell]

Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.

Don't forget the hockey players in Edmonton.

 

[jtbell]

Have you seen the new reality TV series "Gilligan's Astronauts"?

They went out for a ten-day cruise and got marooned...

 

[fresh_42]

My inner Monk cries with happiness​

 

[edwardII]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DaveC426913]

One of mine...

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

When doing press ups, Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up...
He pushes the Earth away.

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

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Tattoos by Rothko?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]