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Orodruin said:
Why does the Swedish Navy have not?
Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
Why does the Swedish Navy have not?
Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
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So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.
The food was great but the bill was enormous.
The food was great but the bill was enormous.
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What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?
Discus.
Discus.
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Is he know an Excel?BillTre said:
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Pee-wee football team's grand entrance to the football field...
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Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
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Don't forget the hockey players in Edmonton.WWGD said:
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Have you seen the new reality TV series "Gilligan's Astronauts"?
They went out for a
ten-day cruise and got marooned...
They went out for a
ten-day cruise and got marooned...
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One of mine...
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When doing press ups, Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up...
He pushes the Earth away.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
He pushes the Earth away.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
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Tattoos by Rothko?fresh_42 said:
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