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Orodruin said:
Why does the Swedish Navy have not?
Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
Why does the Swedish Navy have not?
Well, they tried. But every time they scanned one it said tre kronor on every boat.
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So I went to a lovely restaurant for dinner last night, I had the roast Pelican.
The food was great but the bill was enormous.
The food was great but the bill was enormous.
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What is Cookie Monster's favorite Olympic event?
Discus.
Discus.
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Is he know an Excel?BillTre said:
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Pee-wee football team's grand entrance to the football field...
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Football player with Math Phd to start for the Houston Eulers.
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Don't forget the hockey players in Edmonton.WWGD said:
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Have you seen the new reality TV series "Gilligan's Astronauts"?
They went out for a
ten-day cruise and got marooned...
They went out for a
ten-day cruise and got marooned...
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One of mine...
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When doing press ups, Chuck Norris doesn’t push himself up...
He pushes the Earth away.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
He pushes the Earth away.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn…
He dares the grass to grow
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Tattoos by Rothko?fresh_42 said:
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